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by Lightning Bolt
January 16, 2011 6:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Last Film Watched?
Replies: 842
Views: 67947

Re: Last Film Watched?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517qAiV%2BnYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg I fell asleep within the first five minutes. While perhaps it's a bit ironic that I nodded off so soon, when I awoke I was still able to follow the film. Still, it's probably one of those movies that'll be worth watching again so...
by Lightning Bolt
January 16, 2011 6:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Last Film Watched?
Replies: 842
Views: 67947

Re: Last Film Watched?

BahamaBreeze wrote:Has anyone seen The Tourist or Black Swan yet?
just the fact that The Tourist unintentionally landed in Golden Globes' comedy category speaks volumes to it's BOMB status. :-?

Gonna go catch Black Swan this week...
by Lightning Bolt
January 16, 2011 6:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Texting Failure
Replies: 31
Views: 2190

Re: Texting Failure

hilarious... then pitiful... then, just pathetic comment on today's critical lack of attention v. love of electronic devices.

at least her celly was toast! :lol:
by Lightning Bolt
January 15, 2011 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: It's a boy!!
Replies: 22
Views: 715

Re: It's a boy!!

damn, that one cute pup there! :D
by Lightning Bolt
January 6, 2011 11:54 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know
Replies: 19
Views: 1141

Re: Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know

exciting, convenient, and depressing all at the same time, huh? :-?
by Lightning Bolt
January 6, 2011 11:40 am
Forum: Games
Topic: I-pod Game
Replies: 3573
Views: 116097

Re: I-pod Game

No

No Reply - The Beatles
by Lightning Bolt
January 6, 2011 11:36 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Golden-Voiced Homeless Man Captivates Internet
Replies: 9
Views: 422

Re: Golden-Voiced Homeless Man Captivates Internet

Heard someone say he's already backed out of the Cleveland Cav's gig to accept a more lucrative deal with Miami Heat :o :lol:

Here's hoping for a successful "comeback" in 2011!
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 4:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: 2010 NCAA Football
Replies: 401
Views: 17968

Re: 2010 NCAA Football

*ATTENTION!!! BULL $HIT WARNING!!* NCAA rebuts critics of Ohio St, Auburn rulings The NCAA defended its recent rulings in violations cases involving Ohio State and Auburn, saying it does not play favorites or make decisions based on financial considerations. The NCAA posted a statement on its websi...
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 4:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Piano Man To Diaper Man: Elton John A Dad
Replies: 41
Views: 1613

Re: Piano Man To Diaper Man: Elton John A Dad

My standard reply to occurrences like this: Just because something *CAN* be done, doesn't mean that it *SHOULD* be done. http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1569.gif -"BB"- ...and there's your old-school, conservative viewpoint. The same one that would've never integrated schools, or gi...
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 12:53 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: 2010 NFL Season
Replies: 315
Views: 10736

Re: 2010 NFL Season

Finally the Chiefs are in the playoffs! We are ordering our AFC Western Division Champion Sweatshirts today! Go KC! Well done, Chiefs much credit to fine work this year with an upgraded coaching staff and team. 2 weeks ago, I would've laughed, but my Bolts have turned into Dolts and deserve to sit ...
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 12:45 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy flying commercial?
Replies: 22
Views: 4322

Re: Jimmy flying commercial?

He could realistically fly almost unnoticed.

face it... he's no Lady Gaga :roll:
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 12:35 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Piano Man To Diaper Man: Elton John A Dad
Replies: 41
Views: 1613

Re: Piano Man To Diaper Man: Elton John A Dad

surfpirate wrote:"Piano Man To Diaper Man"

See? I read that with *diaper* used as verb, and thought, "This is news?"
Headline should read "Rocket Man Soon To Be Dodging Asteroids"
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 12:32 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Piano Man To Diaper Man: Elton John A Dad
Replies: 41
Views: 1613

Re: Piano Man To Diaper Man: Elton John A Dad

When his kid gets his drivers license, Sir (or maybe Madam) Elton will be 78.

That should finish him off...
by Lightning Bolt
December 29, 2010 12:25 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Last Film Watched?
Replies: 842
Views: 67947

Re: Last Film Watched?

The King's Speech

Best Actor Oscar for Colin Firth... he is mesmerizing in this truly engrossing biopic.

Geoffrey Rush is outstanding, too, but after already seeing The Fighter, Christian Bale takes Supporting Actor nod.
by Lightning Bolt
December 16, 2010 12:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Sail on "Rapid Robert"
Replies: 9
Views: 582

Re: Sail on "Rapid Robert"

Sail on, Bob

..one of the greatest right-handers ever. 8)
by Lightning Bolt
December 8, 2010 9:30 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Replies: 22
Views: 2239

Re: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ok...This one is from 2007 on here... :lol: How Many BNers does it take to change a light bulb?..... :wink: LOL! That is so true it is scary ;) You forgot the 5 people to ask if the light bulb is dating a shirt. ...and 8 more to queue up for the live recording of the bulb being changed. 8)
by Lightning Bolt
December 8, 2010 9:23 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Replies: 22
Views: 2239

Re: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - but he has to wait until the light is better.

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it ....and the other two to say "Excelleeent!!"
by Lightning Bolt
December 7, 2010 10:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: 2010-2011 MLB Hot Stove
Replies: 59
Views: 2768

Re: 2010-2011 MLB Hot Stove

TommyBahama wrote:Looks as if Adrian Gonzalaz has been traded to the Red Sox for 3 minor leaguers....big name being there #1 prospect Casey Kelly....i guess it's pending a contract extension....but i'm sure that will be a minor issue!!....
- - - - - - - - - - - -

(sound of crickets throughout Petco Park) :x
by Lightning Bolt
November 11, 2010 8:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Santa's new Sleigh!!
Replies: 62
Views: 3643

Re: Santa's new Sleigh!!

gotta love a bug!!! WTG Santa!! You should definitely do the Xmas card photo!! I see a waving and smiling Santa in his sleigh with a big bag of toys in the back. and 8 Hooters Girls harnessed to the front of it. :D Why didn't I think of that? I'm sure you would have. :wink: I think I'd be letting t...