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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. "I am so ...

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over t...

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. "£85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist . "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"...

Color change? What is this color change of which you speak. We don't have no color change in SoCal (but some trees do drop their leaves).

Women's English 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. 5. We need = I want. 6. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 8. We need to talk = I need to complain. 9. Sure...go ahead = I don't w...

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?" Of course my child, what can I do for you?" Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibrating h...

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue................. Unknown Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful................Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went..........

Headlines from the year 2034 .............. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens nort...

Are you fair bloody dinkum about coming out to Australia .... not seen you since 1987 ..... I have seen the video you send for Lionel, Rita and Rachel each year and you keep promising :cry: I will be in Key West from Australia for MOTM ... wanna buy me dinner :lol: need a body guard?? 8) and I thou...

Sorry that I am a little late but I hope you had a great day!!

Mots wrote:Has anyone ever stayed at either of these places? We are looking at making reservations for a trip in March.

Thanks in advance.

Stayed at the RIU in Bahamas - it was great

finsupnorth wrote:Hi everyone! Been too quiet, I know...but so busy, haven't even checked this thread in ages....

Can't wait to see everyone and meet new people!! Got our confirmation for Hooters the other day...we are set to go!!!!

KEWL! Can't wait to see you and Eric!!!!

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, ...

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins m...

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling ...

Way to Go Mac!!!!

Nice pictures Tom - I even recognized some of those peeps!

Good one Wayne!

Can't wait for the album to come out - will have to get me one (or ten)

That was too funny Shannon - thanks for sharing!