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Scott - Thanks for the update - you and Barb are looking good!! And congrats on the signed picture - I'm jealous

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The M...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morn...

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I wasn't paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. "Great, just great", I moaned... The driver opened his door, leane...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you t...

Not exactly polically correct in all cases!!! Some are pretty good......... DEMOCRATIC = You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM = You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST = You have two cows. The...

Dried Grapes, by Ray Zunns To Lead a Parade, by Marcia Long Guide to Outdoor Seating, by Paddy O'Furnicha Own Your Own Business, by Fran Chise Exotic Dancing Made Easy, by Oliver Closeoff Learn To Say No, by Ira Fuse and Ida Whana Children's Games, by Pat E. Cake Gone With the Wind, by Harry Kane Do...

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (not that there is anything wrong with that), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passeng...

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a valium salt lick! You find humor in a student's stupidity! You hate to hear: "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have summers free"! You believe chocolate is a major food group! You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outsid...

Two philosophers were on vacation at a nudist colony and they were sunbathing by the pool.

One said to the other, "Have you read Marx?"

The other said, "Why, yes I have. I think it is because of this darn wicker furniture."

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry...

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and y...

ONE: Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, o...

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Awwww, Lynn..... We went to so many of those shows together!!!

Sure did - good times!

Hollywood Bowl, LA, CA Irvine Meadows, Irvine, CA (now Verizon) Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC RBC Stadium, Raleigh, NC Texas Stadium, Dallas, TX Fenway Park, Boston, MA MGM, Las Vegas, NV Coors Ampitheater, San Diego, CA TD Waterhouse, Orlando, FL Office Depot Center, Sunrise, FL Jacksonville Ar...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the r...

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?&qu...

Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.' God thinks for a second and says: "Ve...