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by captainjoe
November 11, 2004 12:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Saving "Saving Private Ryan"
Replies: 88
Views: 2695

You would think with Mike Powell's dad being in the military, he would have a heart and show it.
by captainjoe
November 11, 2004 1:06 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Bush Orders Draft!
Replies: 24
Views: 1106

You know what....that really isn't funny. Especially if you have a child that is draft age. Or if you are prime draft age :-? . But that was pretty funny :lol: Sorry, but it isn't. :cry: :cry: I think people can look at this with a sense of humor. Has the conservative buzz that is "sweeping&qu...
by captainjoe
November 10, 2004 10:57 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Serious Survey: Favorite JB Songs
Replies: 171
Views: 8761

1) Love in the Library 2) Creola 3) The Night I Painted the Sky 4) Coastal Confessions 5) King of Somewhere Hot 6) School Boy Heart 7) I Heard I Was In Town 8) Incomunicado 9) Blue Heaven Rendezvous 10) Mademoiselle (Voulez Vouz Danser) I have to go with these because whenever I make a CD with Buffe...
by captainjoe
November 10, 2004 2:30 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Keee-rist the snowbirds are starting to migrate already.
Replies: 58
Views: 2234

longlinergirl wrote:I am now a transplant in RI,
I wonder if people in RI think "You know, I hate when people who were not born in RI, move to RI. I wish they would stay were they were born. RI is just to small a state to have nonnatives moving here"

Wouldn't that be ironic????? :wink:
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 10:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: This must be a mistake!!!
Replies: 64
Views: 2779

When the Romans would conquor new lands, they would take the pagen beliefs and make them their own. That is why we celebrate Christmas in December, instead of when Christ was born - late spring I think. Christianity is just a melting pot of other religions. I even went to a Catholic school for 10 ye...
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 8:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: This must be a mistake!!!
Replies: 64
Views: 2779

Didn't people live to be 900 some years old in the Bible?
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Cream To Reform in 2005
Replies: 18
Views: 679

Sweet!
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 5:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Any BN'ers Simpsons Fans?
Replies: 52
Views: 2961

7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening) Bart with Lisa and Maggie Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? Wait a minute... Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you! Bart and Lisa laugh 7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening) Bart with Lisa a...
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 5:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Any BN'ers Simpsons Fans?
Replies: 52
Views: 2961

tikitatas wrote:I'm calling Selma, too.
It can't be Selma! They would loose half of the grusome twosome! :pirate:
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 1:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Passenger Cat Stevens Gets Plane Diverted
Replies: 155
Views: 7774

Melli_Fera wrote: I liked Jay Leno's idea....

(tune of moonshadow)

I'm being followed by a sky marshall

Sky marshall, sky marshall....
That s*** is just funny! :D
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 11:31 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Any BN'ers Simpsons Fans?
Replies: 52
Views: 2961

"Hi! I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such movies as "Gerbils are my friends too" or "Weekend in San Francisco"" Allthough I doubt that it would be him, since he has not been on since Phil Hartman died. Maybe Rainer Wolfcastle? or Dr Marvin Monroe? or The Comic...
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 1:09 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: This must be a mistake!!!
Replies: 64
Views: 2779

Didn't rednekkph have a Jesus fish with evolution writen inside? Human DNA is (I think) about 97% the same as chimps. Seems kind of logical.
by captainjoe
November 9, 2004 1:05 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Any BN'ers Simpsons Fans?
Replies: 52
Views: 2961

Lastplaneout wrote:Wiggum is married. Lovejoy is married. But it would be funny, gay minister is not that far fetched :wink:
Not all single people are gay and not all married people are straight! :wink:

Maybe it's Nelson - HAHA or Apu? or Dr Nick - Hi everybody!
by captainjoe
November 8, 2004 10:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Phish Members Get Busy
Replies: 1
Views: 166

Go Phish! I like alot of their stuff. 8)
by captainjoe
November 8, 2004 10:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Any BN'ers Simpsons Fans?
Replies: 52
Views: 2961

Mr. Skinner perhaps? or Cheif Wiggum? or Maggie? Smithers would be too obvious. . . He has all the Malibu Stacy dolls! Perhaps Krusty? or Rev Lovejoy?!
by captainjoe
November 8, 2004 12:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Quiz Time!
Replies: 32
Views: 1515

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/ripper.jpg [color=]If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper</font color="black"> .rn rnJack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then...
by captainjoe
November 4, 2004 12:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Liberals Complaint Department
Replies: 549
Views: 21557

WE WERE ATTACKED!!!! I have already explained myself further. But not by Iraq. I think all the reports that have come out since the war started have proved that they were not a threat. My God, Cuba could have invaded and won. They could not defend themselves. That is why Baghdad fell so quickly.
by captainjoe
November 3, 2004 5:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Liberals Complaint Department
Replies: 549
Views: 21557

How long do they have to pay that $140,000? Is that over a career or what. That does not seem to be very fair. Here in Peoria, the is a lawyer that has his staircase outlined in gold. The door handles are all gold. His name is etched in marble and filled with gold. He is an ambulance chaser. He als...
by captainjoe
November 3, 2004 5:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Liberals Complaint Department
Replies: 549
Views: 21557

How long do they have to pay that $140,000? Is that over a career or what. That does not seem to be very fair. Here in Peoria, the is a lawyer that has his staircase outlined in gold. The door handles are all gold. His name is etched in marble and filled with gold. He is an ambulance chaser. He als...
by captainjoe
November 3, 2004 5:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Liberals Complaint Department
Replies: 549
Views: 21557

How long do they have to pay that $140,000? Is that over a career or what. That does not seem to be very fair. Here in Peoria, the is a lawyer that has his staircase outlined in gold. The door handles are all gold. His name is etched in marble and filled with gold. He is an ambulance chaser. He als...