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TO THOSE OF US WHO HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE, WE KNOW THESE ITEM (GEMS) TO BE THE TRUTH. IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY, NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE SCREWED UP AS A COUNTRY, AND WHY JAY LENO AND HANNERTY ARE DOING THEIR 'MAN ON THE STREET INTERVIEWS' Some guy bought a new...

Collards is green, My dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy...

Cardiologist's Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. A...

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She ...

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in West Virginia recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You mus...

We Owe It All to Jimmy

Jimmy and The Parrots

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was p***. ************************* I th...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Uni...

THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly : So ar...

ToplessRideFL wrote:

z-man wrote:Why does the sun go on shining?

why am I breaking into song....LOL

Because we are happy people and love to sing along. Where have you gone Mitch Miller??

sonofabeach wrote:why does the sun set in the west?

Why does my heart keep beating in my chest
What ever happened to the Duke of Earl

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why...

ladyparrothead wrote:Andy Divine was also Roy Rogers' sidekick in the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans show.

I think Pat Brady was the sidekick with Roy Rogers and Dale Evans and he drove a jeep.

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p***. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old l...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury...

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?? One day a teacher conducted a taste test with her students to teach them how people actually tastes with their eyes . She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "...

POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR A plane is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in Economy Class gets up And moves to the First Class and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket She then tells the blonde passenger That she's paid for Economy and that sh...

phjrsaunt wrote:"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra." That one STILL slays me!!!

If the bra is full that may be a great time

bravedave wrote:Thanks, dude. I love a good pun (and bad ones are even better!)


ps: is your screen name also your MOS?

If so, thanks for your service.

Dave yes my screen name is my MOS Vietnam 70-71. Thank you for the that I appreciate it.