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Right up my alley.. still cracking up..enjoy! 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into...

I hate to burst your bubble but I think some of those are false. In the Julie Andrews "These are a Few of My Favorite Things" thread, SMLCHNG said the rumor was false and backed it up with an urban legends website. I was looking through there and remember some of those were false. And yes...

All the things you thought you'd never need to know: The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. V...

To Be 6 Again A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror." O...

You may have seen these before, but funny nonetheless! Adult Fairy Tales CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, ...

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you t...

Lesson Learned (a story of luck) I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my...

A New Compendium of Work Daffynitions 1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 3 ASSMOSIS: The process by whi...

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. &qu...

Three men are hiking through the woods, and they come to a raging river. The water is so deep and so fast that it seems impossible to cross. The first man offers a prayer, "Please, Lord, give me the strength to cross this river." The Lord decides that this is a reasonable request. A cloud ...

Cinco de Mayo There are many stories related to the sinking of the Titanic. Many have come to light due to the phenomenal success of the movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. Even fewer know that the Titanic was carrying 12,00...

Only the Irish have jokes like these: Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O...

Russ Kunkel, Drummer Producer Barometer Soup
Nicolette Larsen, Vocals Barometer Soup
Husband & Wife

John & Tom Fogerty Of CCR

Craig & Charlie Reed
AKA Proclaimers
I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)

Bob and Ziggy Marley

Frankie and Lewis Lymon

Toy and Tommy Caldwell
Marshall Tucker Band

Jimmy Jr. and Jimmy Maraventano
Jimmy and the Parrots

Michelle & Tom Becker
Lattitude

buffettbride wrote:

11bravo wrote:Smothers Brothers
Chambers Brothers
Isley Brothers
Bellamy Brothers

Dooby Brothers

Dobies are not related sorry

Papa John Phillips
Michelle Phillips
MacKenzie Phillips

Lorretta Lynn
Chrystal Gayle

Johnny Cash
June Carter Cash
RoseAnne Cash
Carlene Carter

The Judds

Smothers Brothers
Chambers Brothers
Isley Brothers
Bellamy Brothers