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For the guys… Living Will I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of BOZO politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives ...

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright...

YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughl...

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?" "Yes sir, I served two tours in Vietnam." "Good that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?" "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew of...

Texas Chili Contest Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to The first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better... For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes arou...

I was at a Bill “Sauce Boss” Wharton show on Long Island. He put on good show lots of energy good music. He plays lots of blues type material many original songs. The Gumbo was great. Here is a link to his web page.



http://www.sauceboss.com/

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: ONE- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. THREE- I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being ab...

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Little Johnny, when I was a child, was told that if I mad ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little J...

The sky was dark, The moon was high All alone, Just her and I Her hair so soft, Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how, But I tried my best To place my hand, On her breasts I remember my fear, My fast be...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things y...

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all can use more peace in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace into finish all things you’ve started.” So I looked ...

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all can use more peace in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace into finish all things you’ve started.” So I looked ...

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all can use more peace in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace into finish all things you’ve started.” So I looked ...

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all can use more peace in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace into finish all things you’ve started.” So I looked ...

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all can use more peace in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace into finish all things you’ve started.” So I looked ...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for Me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The Way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things y...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for Me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The Way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things y...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things y...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use more peace and calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things y...