BuffettNews.com

I would have to say Tangerine Speedo on the Charlies Angels soundtrack.Or the song Speedo by the Cadillacs.

Hey guys one more thing, how do you add an avatar? The Speedo man is not the most computer literate guy around so any helpful hints would be appreciated.

Evil Dave wrote:I just thought this kid was hilarious...

Hey Dave thats my nephew and he is one funny kid.

Mine would have to be the Red Roof Inn off the I92 in Kisssimee Florida.That place is paradise and every Thursday morning they have a free continental breakfest!!!!!!!! There even is an inground pool and its huge, its got to at least be 16*32. The only negative I can think of is that there is the od...

Hey guys I love doing the Hokey Pokey, it is great to dance to this song right in the middle of the summer in your backyard at night time at dusk. I play this song and do the HP in my Speedo or depending how warm it is, in the buff for my daliy exercise in the summer. I know that my neighbours somet...

I somtimes get Mom to ingrave " Parrothead " with a razor into my back hair.

I would ask him " what thong makes me look thiner leopard skin or dalmation?" I know that Buffett is the only one that would give me an honest answer, I really think that I look better in the leopard Skin.

I would have to say Barometer Soup, just because I am in a band and we cover alot of the songs from this album. My band of course consits with myself on lead vocals and the tuba, my good buddy Cross Eyed Curtis plays the triangle, Sleazy Eddie hammers out the tunes on his banjo, and then we have the...

The Speedo Man is so bummed that JB's new album is going to be an all country thing. I got to admit country music does not get me pumped up to slam on my Speedo and start dancing, like JB's Carribean tunes. Take my advice Speedo's and country music to not mix well at all.

I use to love WDWGDAS and I would listen to this song religously before I would go out for a night on the town. How ever when I would approach a woman and use this line ( WDWGDAS ) I would always get kicked in the crotch and I would get MASE in the eyes 9 times out of 10. I used this line like 100 t...

Come on guys Creola, the Speedo Man loves this tune. My favorite part is the steel drum solo, I just love listening to that in my Speedo and pretending to play the drums on my big belly and watching all that blubber jiggle every where. CREOLA FOR ME.

I cannot believe how few of the many Parrotheads on this site have never met JB.

I think the song would most likely be called "Pink Speedo Torpedo", and it would kinda sound like "Jamaica Mistake."

I met JB one time, it actually is a very long story how it all occured. It was about 2 years ago and I had just turned 40. I was really feeling the blues at that time and I got a little bit depressed because I was 40 years old and I was kinda of a pathetic loser who has not accompished any thing. D...

I met JB one time, it actually is a very long story how it all occured. It was about 2 years ago and I had just turned 40. I was really feeling the blues at that time and I got a little bit depressed because I was 40 years old and I was kinda of a pathetic loser who has not accompished any thing. Du...

Hey guys just because I am not the most attractive and well endowed man does not mean I do not have feelings.

I hate having to go to court. You see the Speedo Man sometimes goes sleepwalking at night, the problem is that I can only sleep naked or in my Speedo.So when I am out and about walking through the neighbourhood in my sleep not only to I get charged with trespassing, and disturbing the peace, I also ...

Um, sure Bob. You know I'm quite a catch too. A middle aged overweight woman on welfare with 6 kids and 4 dads. I like to wear tank tops with my bra straps falling off and cut-off shorts that ride up. Ya know, I wonder if your mom would mind if me and the kids came to stay with her for awhile in he...

12 lb. nestle crunch wrote:Speedo's Back!

What my hairy back?

What would you all design? I of course would make a signature Jimmy Buffett Speedo. At the front of the Speedo it would say " Fruitcakes" and on the back it would say " Banana Wind " . I think this would be a hot seller especially in yellow. Now for some one with a huge backend l...