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sonofabeach wrote:I always like
"your brains must have ran down your mom's legs"

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ONLY 4.5 DAYS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have heard there is a CD with the single that accompanies the book. Amazon does not mention this in the description or write up.

Anybody have any info on this???

I have made the statement "You must of worked real hard at it, because nobody is born that stupid!!!"

And I am also real partial to F'ing idiot.

What time is everyone starting the party in the parking lot. Depending of traffic we may not get into town till 5'ish.. it may not be worth heading to Margaritaville first 5' ish???...damn!..thats late. Better have a Tequila IV in on the way there. Also I think I just might have to make an appearan...

springparrot wrote:Wonder if he will play it Tuesday?
Won't that be a great surprise

I am hoping. Of course I am hoping for about 50+ other songs as well.

I am surprised Jimmy hasn't called to ask which songs I want to hear. I will just assume that he already knows.

sailingagain wrote:Got my BS from St. Thomas Aquinas in NY.
Got my post grad finance certifications from NYU.

Oh, so your a smart tough guy.

I got BS from Indiana University.
And with a little luck my MA from Florida Gulf Coast University within the next 3 years.

I haven't seen the whole list but I saw an article in the paper that showed the Top 20. I think Dylan's Like A Rolling Stone was #1 and for some unknown reason a Nirvana song was about #9 or so. I could probably come up with about 5000 songs that are better than anything Nirvana did, in my opinion....

Since fake boobs are always perfectly upright/perky I assumed they would feel kind of stiff/tough. And I would think guys wouldn't like that even if they look perfect. But since I've never felt one I can't say for sure. Well perhaps it is time to renew an old telephone ad. "Reach out, reach ou...

I prefer real, but you know the saying, a boob in the hand is better than well, two not in my hand.

And I can't see the avatar.

How could she not know her boob was hanging out.

Trust me, if Mr. Happy is out I know it.

This might've been covered somewhere else in the thread, but last time I was there (with LIPH, I think that was the first time I flashed him), the Orlando club had a great pre concert party deal- it was like $20 and all you can eat and drink. I think they had beer, Cap'n and coke and margaritas. Gr...

Tuesday Click

Alright here goes.


1) Me so horny, me love you long time.

2) That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole.

3) Did you say shrubberies?

jollymon345 wrote:

Please post your captions!

Yeah...........that hole ain't going to get me a brother or a sister.

East Texas Parrothead wrote:
9. I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Animal Crackers or Duck Soup?

tikitatas wrote:Try this one:

"Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today. "

Braveheart?

PHBeerman wrote:I say screw it and go enjoy yourself in KW. Be sure to tip one back in my honor.

Count on it. My concern now is ".......if I went down I might never come back again."

I know, I am thinking the same thing. And the problem is???????????????????

Southwest Florida Parrothead and proud of it.

Everytime I see this post I read "Jimmy's Hole" for some reason and I'm not real comfortable with that.