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The cowboy on the back didn't let Tomm finish. The cowboy said "whoa there big fella, I mean lil fella, hold your horses. The drunk guy just......."

I wanna get in on the death pool I think you still can; all the cut-off dates seem to be related to changing picks rather than entering: http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32879 I believe the cut off for new entries was the start of the Super Bowl. DKD, maybe you could pull a few stri...

BG said "I'm not really into farm animals, but I guess......"

the local square dance. All of a sudden, BG......

On Regis and Kelly he said he was at a charity dinner and sat by Jimmy's wife Jane (who he called Janie). Talked about their new apartment in New York City at the Time/Warner building on the 73rd floor, that she said it was so high she could see South Dakota (or North?). Said Jimmy was out on tour,...

seriously....go from high school english teacher......to pole dancer. Nothing wrong with that right? :lol: A small farm community near us had a similar thing happen 2 years ago. A female high school teacher moonlighted as a dancer at a strip club. She promised the guys on the football team a dance ...

Damn that pickle!! Did you pay too much for your pickle?? Tabasco has just gone off the wall with the trademark. Tabasco this, Tabasco that. When will it stop?? Are the pickles available in your area??

Sorry, just poking a little fun at all the complainers!!!

SweetMelissa wrote:

buffettbride wrote:If you come to Denver and be my nanny we can take classes together

hmmm Mal doesn't that sound interesting....nanny...poledancing....Mal!!!!!!

I was a nanny when I had my pole dancing incident!

I tried to pole dance once....... I was walking home from a bar w/some friends and saw a flagpole, and decided that I had enough booze in me to give them a quick dance. Did I mention the flagpole was in front of a church? :oops: I went up to it, flung my leg around it and discovered the pole was squ...

DKD, thank you for making me laugh! I will live longer because of you!!!

The Birdcage

buffettbride wrote:I still like pie and cheese and boobies.

Masked boobies or Blue footed boobies?????

tnsna wrote:Just buy a cord from Radio Shack that exits from your laptop and has RCA jacks on the other end and listen to the concert from your pool or spa through your outdoor stereo/speakers setup!!

Because we all have a laptop laying around!!

Any updates on THE party Saturday?? Are you still gagged????

captainjoe wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:He is playing at our county fair.

Don't only has-been's play at county fairs????

That's what I thought. We usually only get country people that you have never heard of. About 10 years ago, we did get the Osmonds.

He is playing at our county fair.

I have been sucked into this infomercial. I have a problem with the name. It seems "Magic Bullet" would be a better name for a, uhh,umm, "toy" than something that prepares food.

My 4 year old son met an overweight little girl at school this year. He came home to tell me about his new friend and said, "My friend at school, she's all blowed up."

Chicken on the Monkey Bars- had to knock other person off using feet and legs

I just wish there was something we all could do to end this and put a stop to the greed that has taken over the entertaiment industry. :-? :D can we say boycott ?? :D i learned the meaning of that in public school :D :o Is that what the child molester wandering the halls would say when he found his...