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3/4 Time wrote:

Coconuts wrote:Don't be jealous, I took gymnastics classes when I was little that loosened a lot of tendons and ligaments, so I bend in a lot of ways I shouldn't.

Is it just me or does that make every man's imagination just run wild?

If it didn't you probably wouldn't be a man.

citcat wrote: Makes you wonder what she had naturally.

Nada tata...

No Alpine, after Blossom and both Indy shows, I'm going to need to take a weekend off. Damn :( Well, you could go to Indy, or Blossom, or Jones Beach... Can't make it. By the way which pair of "coconuts" are your's in the video :lol: I'm the cute one... :lol: I'm the short one that does t...

MojosMama wrote:

buffettbride wrote:You'd be surprised how much BNrs have in common with a bunch of moms w/ babies under 1yr. LOL!

Hmm...not surprising at all....childREN - childISH.....infantS - infantILE....

Touche. Touche.

Zippy CootieSniffer...signing in! (I got this one in an email a while back...it's from the Captain Underpants books. My favorite title ever - Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie-Woman) LMAO! I didn't know that's where it came from, but thanks for giving it credit. I actually pulle...

I'm Boobie Applebuns with my married name (so is my husband). With my maiden name I would be Boobie Cootiebutt. So, if I decide to hyphenate my name I would be Boobie Cootiebutt-Applebuns.

My kids are:

Poopie Applebuns
Gidget Applebuns

What's in a name? Simply use the following code to come up with your new name... Have fun! Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = ...

Wooohoooo Cubbie! My dex cuz... For those who don't speak Dex-eese, Dex is basically the phone book for everything that was once USWest and now Qwest. Qwest sold them off to get out of debt so now Dex is owned by a media company that knows more about pimping themselves on a larger scale. (not just p...

cartmill72 wrote:
By the way, thumbs down on the "membership card" mentioned in the survey. I'm not 12 and this isn't "The Baseball Bunch."

I'm pretty much with the rest of you on this...but I think 7L could make a killing if he offered lanyards and nametags for this. Hmmmm.

clickety clack. don't talk back.

big hat carmen wrote:

sailingagain wrote:Those aren't my "tatas", but that girl stole my lime.

Are you going to try to retrieve your lime?

This sounds like a rescue mission...Do you like it shaken or stirred?

The hooter meter is awesome!! Did you think of that or just catch it on film?

No Alpine, after Blossom and both Indy shows, I'm going to need to take a weekend off. Damn :( Well, you could go to Indy, or Blossom, or Jones Beach... Can't make it. By the way which pair of "coconuts" are your's in the video :lol: Oooh. Hey 7L...I'm at home now. I can look at your buff...

I just LOVE that show.

sailingagain wrote:Welcome aboard!!!!

Have a shot:

Nice tatas, sailing!!! Those yours?

...and welcome Zanzibar. What do you think of sailing's tatas??

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RhumChum wrote:Well, I was sitting so close that I barely looked at it! I did get to see you on it buffettbride!!!!!

Woohoo! I think I've gone national!!

I hope he's kidding.

Don't even get me started on the whole women-get-paid-less-than-men thing.

In Denver they did it during 5'oclock somewhere. *I was on it* and I think we still are but I'd have to check with some other folks.

If you see two peoples' hands w/ wedding rings...one in a wedding dress and the other in a yellow/gold/red hawaiian shirt...that's us!!

ph4ever wrote:Kinda shows the importance of reading books

Yupp. One thing about really good writers is they tend to be even better readers.