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I can assure you if you shot one of my cats that got out, you better hide your family!!!! cuz my cats are family! Just like you dog lovers. I don't let my dog run wild, so don't let your cats run wild, and they won't get shot. Put that pussy on a leash is all I am saying. Just like I have to put a ...

I can assure you if you shot one of my cats that got out, you better hide your family!!!! cuz my cats are family! Just like you dog lovers. I don't let my dog run wild, so don't let your cats run wild, and they won't get shot. Put that pussy on a leash is all I am saying. Just like I have to put a ...

whores we all love em unless it's happening to you :lol: :lol: :lol: This is freakin funny. You can tell by the sense of humor and creative thought put into the guys posting that he would be a lot of fun to party with. Read into it all you want, but when it comes down to it, the guys wife is a whor...

If a ticket broker sold the tix at face value plus say 10%, I would have no problem with brokers, but to me a ticket broker = scalper. You show me a ticket broker that marks up the ticket less than 10% and I will show you an ethical ticket broker. Any Broker that marks up more than 10% is a scalper...

This sounds like one for the Darwin awards, keeping a loaded gun on a counter. As for the cat, Death Penalty!!!! A dead cat is a good cat

Kill the Kitty Kill the Kitty, Cleaning my rifle and looking for cheap airfare to Cheeseland. It's Kitty season

I finally got my acceptance letter to Vanderbilt University Divinity School. Some of you know that I have been waiting for three LONG months for this news. I want to thank you all for your support, thoughts and prayers. :D :D :D :D :D Awesome. Now I hope that you will go back and thank every teache...

Must be fun going thru airport security.... :o :-? Piercings don't set them off. Trust me. Guess not on the x ray...but I would think they would have to with the wand since bra straps do. I see your reasoning, and I don't really understand why they don't....but they really don't. Maybe that MUCH me...

ToplessRideFL wrote:Wonder what it will look like when she is 70?

EEEEWWWWWWW Bad visual ERASE ERASE I think I'm gonna spew.

I think golf is a perfectly good waste of space. Yup. When it comes to idiotic uses for what could be valuable hunting land, golf courses are second only to cemeteries. You only say that because you are not coordinated enough to hit the ball. You got hat one right Beerman. The golf course is a grea...

I thought this thread was gonna be about Kenney O'Chesney or Allan O'Jackson, or perhaps the upcoming Brooks and O'Dunn tour. But obiously I am O so wrong.

Fan Club presales are just a way for the (scam) Artists like U2 to cash in on Fan Club membership fees. The scalpers join the fan club and simply add the cost to their scalper prices. I am all for ticket limits (2 is a little harsh) and I am all for wristbanding to insure that the actual credit card...

Students write Haiku A class Assignment from me BN class model Drinking haiku cool Not appropriate in school kids laugh at BN Read them all to us The children ask me today inappropriate How old are the kids? If they go on-line at home They'll just read them there. Students twelve years old Middle s...

Tonight, Friday April 8th, there is a Jimmy Buffett party hosted by KFOX at Dave and Busters in the Great Mall in Milpitas. Looking for a spot to party next Friday. Let me know where. Saturday 4/16 12 - 5 Pre party at the backyard Tiki Bar. http://www.buffettfan.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10165/Tik...

Students write Haiku A class Assignment from me BN class model Drinking haiku cool Not appropriate in school kids laugh at BN Read them all to us The children ask me today inappropriate How old are the kids? If they go on-line at home They'll just read them there. Students twelve years old Middle s...

are coming to Greensboro! July 21!! I can't wait! I have 2 of their CD's, but I've never seen them live. Have You? They played the parking lot at Shoreline before a Buffett show. That is when I first met Jimmy. He hijacked my moms chocolate chip cookies, and ever since, my mom makes him cookies for...

Students write Haiku
A class Assignment from me
BN class model



Drinking haiku cool
Not appropriate in school
kids laugh at BN


Read them all to us
The children ask me today
inappropriate

balcony girls wrote:

FFishstick wrote:Oh Wooden Tiki
The Tiki Bar is Open
Alcohol Flowing

quick. . .recover. . .line 2 . . .only 6 beats. . . hurry. . . no one will know. . .

Thanks the Haiku police almost got me..

Oh Wooden Tiki
TheTiki Bar is Open
Alcohol Flowing

Actually all you obsessive phans are wrong. My backyard Tiki Bar is Jimmy's favorite venue. He even said so....