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We all have to laugh or we would go insane right? So what is your favorite workplace prank? I have two of them. I like to call other attractions on the phone in a demanding voice ask them if thier attraction is running. When they say yes. I say "well you better go catch it! :lol: :lol: Oldie bu...

Gulfbreeze wrote:
Cook them a couple of eggs for breakfast


Gawd the stress....

When you say "them" are you talking about your dogs? Your dogs eat eggs?

Surfing music?? You mean like The Butthole Surfers?

Oh, I forgot. I'm a first timer so if any of you who have already served have any helpful tips, please pass them on. Call the court or look on the website to see what you can bring in. You would be surprised. Found out the first day the chain on my wallet was a no-no. The second day when I did not ...

. I also pay attention to FoxNews, for balance. . HAHAHHAHHA. Sorry, had to laugh at that one. For me I like the local channels. I figure if something national is going on that is so big that I need to know about it then someone will post a link on BN If I want news locally I like WFTV. I trust the...

My day starts around 4am Wake up, pick up cat and walk around room so he does not make noise and wake up she who must be obeyed ( DKD ) and make her angry. This usually lasts about an hour. Lay back down for about 20 min. Get up and beat roommate to shower. Dress. Check to make sure I have everythin...

I loved Quint's story about jury duty...so BB thought, "hey! another poll opportunity!" Ever served in jury duty? Me? Nahhhh. Never even been called. I do think it would be interesting though. I think it would only be as interesting as the case. Like the case I had was very exciting. It w...

been a registered voter for 30 + years, never once even invited . . . would love to do this. . . .why won't they ever pick me . . . :evil: can I volunteer. . . ? ? ? Actaully, these days, and maybe this is only in Florida. They do it by State DL's and ID's. No longer done by voter registration. Plu...

Maybe Jimmy got off the plane, saw a sign that said Dallas terminal. Believed it . So got back on the plane

I'm not from anywhere near around Mass......

So getting back on topic,.....

Come Monday. Because that is the one that I could probly sing best.

Ah , memories of going to Tiger games. They never won, but it was always alot of fun. Of coarse this was when they played in Tiger Stadium. And everyone yelled " Louuuuuuuuuuuuu." when Whitiker came out, Sparky would always hop over the foul line and never ever touch it when walking to the...

Hi all. Been a while since Iv posted, Been on jury duty all week. Ok, a week is not really what is considered a while. But when you spend it in a court / deliberation room it is a long while. I went in Mon. Out of all cases in the building, out of all the people they had to choose from, I end up as ...

IsleReef wrote:I don't like farts.............Especially smelly ones............

Don't ever stand next to me in a line. I love letting the smelly ones go. silent but deadly Public farting is a very sporting form of entertainment.

Ilph wrote:
Saw that one coming...

How? Where you behind the tree?

Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. I can not wait to introduce that in our next meeting. This should keep the powers that be at bay for a while. After I show them this they will have to gain more "synergy" to come back from the blow I plan on giving them. This the perfect fodder for a leader s...

The artical compared each muscian to a player or team for a reason. So I will follow that suit and say Jimmy is the Red Sox. Tried really hard. Never really won in the playoffs. All though most recently came out the big winners.

Hope your wine is not a bottle in a bag from some Southfield 7-11.


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PHBeerman wrote:

Quint wrote:Mmm Yummy.

Bowel Boy.

Hey Quint. I am going to leave my wife and elope with your fiance..... I hope you don't mind.

As long as its not for more then a week since thats the only amount of time I'm going to be using your mom for.... Hope you don't mind.

Phin power ~~~~~~~~^~~~~^~~~~~~^~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~

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For all who find Robert creepy. Worry not. He will be leaving BN soon. I like to change avatars often and he has served his time.