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Why do I not remember ever playing this game?? :lol: :lol: You're the cleanup batter on my roster :lol: Current top ten batting averages after 14 games: . L. Mo 0.706 2. S. Chng 0.667 3. G. Breadman 0.667 4. Z. Man 0.625 5. B. Pfft 0.615 6. A. Bits 0.600 7. E. Rod 0.587 8. G. God 0.543 9. F. Girl 0...

www.stickbaseball.com After 8 games, The Parrotheads stats: AB R RBI H TB HR K BB AVG SLG 31 17 9 18 48 8 3 0 .581 1.548 Alpha Bits 29 16 17 21 47 6 5 0 .724 1.621 Sml Chng 30 12 7 14 28 3 6 1 .467 0.933 Flipflog Girl 23 11 13 16 34 5 1 0 .696 1.478 Ginger Breadman 29 11 14 14 34 5 6 0 .483 1.172 Ch...

I think it's still win-able by either candidate but I think both candidates should be ASHAMED of their campaigns. After 2+ years of campaigning, they're still slinging mud, running negative campaigns, and NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO FIX THINGS. SPECIFICALLY. Just ongoing platitudes abou...

alphabits wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:

alphabits wrote:And I'm gonna need a bigger deck.

Yep...that's what Pieces has been saying for years

Said the man whose deck has sagging wood.

I'm younger than you bro...there ain't no saggin' wood on this deck.

Pelican and Heron poop maybe

alphabits wrote:And I'm gonna need a bigger deck.

Yep...that's what Pieces has been saying for years

SharkOnLand wrote: Lewd conduct? Flashing? Prostitution? (he did pay for it, after all)

Stupid vacuum made this girls life hell

Volcano5270 wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:And Jimmy has to wear these the whole tour

What are u talk about?

BIG MARGARITA GLASSES

And Jimmy has to wear these the whole tour

Do the neighbors look at you funny when you dress up Bits, pose him in front of a noodle and start taking pictures? Or does nothing you do surprise them anymore? :lol: http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r117/gulfbreeze101/Bits_noodle-1.jpg Your talking to the monkey :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mommar wrote:So what did he do today?........I love seeing what Bonzo does each day.

You just like him 'cause you can finally look someone in the eye

chippewa wrote:I hope the Rays wrap it up early tonight, I've got a Buffett show to listen to at 11:00.

We'll be setting up the 52" out by the water if the Rays are in. Good time to cash in that 5 free night voucher at the Malyn???

I've gotten all the other states from the washing machine here at the Malyn, and Hawaii is the last one to complete my collection.

chippewa wrote:

Gulfbreeze wrote:Rays/Sox.

Good game so far.

I think your Rays are the Team of Destiny this season.

87 Twins but from another state.

These Rays are killing me. Been watching every game down at the cabana for the last month. My liver can't take it

Rays/Sox.

Good game so far.

Jodibug wrote:Spanking lessons??

As in "spank the monkey" . . .

Okay, I'm outta here

5 threads later, Bugsy finally gets it

The Brass Monkey on Pass a Grille has monkey balls for appetizers. For $10.95 you get four.

You're killing me here Bits. I'm running out of monkey material

I'm sort of scared that one day Bits will post a picture of himself shining his monkey.

alphabits wrote: I heard the more you play with them, the bigger they get.

Bitsys played with his monkey so much that he went blind