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Ok, BB, help me out here. You've got stories to tell, too. Lets quote some of the funny things our children say or have said in the past. I'll start... Just a few minutes ago, as a matter of fact, my son beckoned me to the bathroom to wipe his bottom. He's not finished when I get there and asks me t...

That's too cute. That gives me inspiration for a new thread! Stay tuned....

GulfbreezeGator wrote:

lorilovv wrote:Ditto GBGator. On a lighter note,...welcome aboard.

When GBG comes out to play...there is no lighter note...but thanks...Your name again?

(lorilovvgator )

RRAALLPPHH!

Believe me, the morning assault and battery is lesson enough!

Why keep our love a secret, Corona? I want to take you out to parties, tail-gates, and concerts. I'm proud to be seen with you! You make me want to shout, dance, and sing when I'm with you! You make all giggly and silly, like teenage schoolgirl. No, Corona, my love for you is no secret!

Of all the things I miss about no longer being able to drink is pulling out the ice cold Corona. Watching it start sweating, opening the top and shoving in that lime wedge. And that first drink........ahhhhhhhhhh. It was so nice. I'll miss you Corona.....But I will carry my water in my Corona coole...

Alan11 wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

So I wait patiently for you to come tonight and take me away from this hell they call a cooler. I am iced up and cold just waiting for you baby, just be gentle with me because it has been so long. Night love til we meet again.

Corona

OH! CORONA!

Dear Corona, Well here I am...begging shamelessly for your forgiveness. I've been cheating on you, Corona, with White Wine! Oh how I hope you can forgive me. I've been drinking you for many years but I've become weak and vulnerable. You see, he whispers sweet nothings in my ear, he makes me laugh, h...

i am almost 25 years younger than my oldest brother and 20 years younger than the next. They called me Special Delivery, cause they assumed the fmailman had something to do with it Are you sure it wasn't because you are "Special"? That would be "short bus, hockey helmet, special"...

No Bruce Willis, Gulfbreeze?

You know the drill, Spot, any old stick out of the yard will do for you to chase after!

PhB, if I throw a stick will you leave?

It's a really cute song! ".....catch em' in a mason jar with holes in the top and run like hell to show it off." I love that part. It reminds me of my childhood, when mom would poke holes in the tops of the jars for us to catch our lightening bugs in (Miranda refers to them as fireflies!)

Hey, Trixie...."Lolly" speaking here. :wink: Thank God.....finally someone who understands..... :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, I totally understand! My dad has called my younger sister liln' ("little one" for those who don't speak southernese) ALL of her life. He probably would have a ...

Hey, Trixie...."Lolly" speaking here.

citcat wrote:Snipe hunting? nah...frog giggin'!! Now that's southern. I am ashamed to say I'm only 83%. I let my Dixie brutha's down.
shame

it's becomin' a saaaaaad day here at BN, pholks.

1988 thru 1992 in the south must have cleansed my northern soul. 53% Dixie welcome to the land o' cotton. . old times there are not forgotten . . and home of us Southern Belles from Hell . . . :D I believe the song goes....... Way down yonder in the land O' cotton Old times there Are not forgotten ...

Oh now, that's just pathetic! Get back in there and take it over now!

All right Cubbie! Come on over to are' side! Us suthna's know how to have good ol' time!!!