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The Salty Piece of Land Popcorn Emporium is officially open. If I'm not available, just come on in and help yourself to a delectable kernel with a sprinkle of Buffett magic. My current offerings: Standard Menu Perfect Partner: Regular buttered popcorn with Junior Mints Christmas Island: Regular popc...

. . :D :D :D . .yes. . I would like to submit my application for a business permit, please. . . . it will be known as " BG's Meat and Greet " . . . . a combination Tourist Center/Butcher Shop . . . . " smiles and info up front . .meat on the side . . " . . hoping you will accept...

ladyparrothead wrote:Anyone have a job for me?

Somebody has to just be beautiful inside and out . . . walk around and strut your stuff?

Capt.Flock wrote:

Jodibug wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart

Or zookeeper and all it has is penguins

female penguins lol

Now you are on the right track

buffettbride wrote:critterville superhero clothing outfitters and SHA-BOOBIE lessons.

and chef . . . serving pie and cheese . . . sporks only

Capt.Flock wrote:I can be the town drunk or the welcoming person like they have at walmart

Or zookeeper and all it has is penguins

Hmmmm, Popcorn Vendor by day . . . Beer Wench by night

Using Married Name: Sniffy Smurf (sounds alot like Smiffer)

Using Married Name: Gangsta Smurf

Savannah: $3.89 on Saturday . . . $4.00 yesterday!

I love it!

My executrix knows that I am going to be buried in my Mickey Mouse cookie jar!

WOO HOO! My first Cobia! 29 lb, 15 minutes to bring in and on in-shore tackle nonetheless. They put up one helluva fight :D http://render-2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6G00%7C%3Dup6RKKt%3Axxr%3D0-qpDofRt7Pf7mrPfrj7t%3DzrRfDUX%3AeQaQxg%3Dr%3F87KR6xqpxQQ00xGnJxnaoxv8uOc5xQQQlPo0Goe0lJqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSH...

I love the Chicken Hawk!!

Too funny, when I worked in Denver, we paired up everyone and their Mel characters . . . I was voted the Chicken Hawk

Smiffer Sisters . . . WOO HOO! Selling popcorn in threads gone bad Breaking my nose, in the pool, at the Topless Phlocking .... and being everyone's favorite bug! http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/alphabits/kiss.gif and everyones favorite wench Who, me?! :wink: :wench: :wench: :wench: Don't fo...

Smiffer Sisters . . . WOO HOO! Selling popcorn in threads gone bad Breaking my nose, in the pool, at the Topless Phlocking .... and being everyone's favorite bug! http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/alphabits/kiss.gif and everyones favorite wench Who, me?! :wink: :wench: :wench: :wench:

alphabits wrote:

Jodibug wrote: Smiffer Sisters . . . WOO HOO!
Selling popcorn in threads gone bad
Breaking my nose, in the pool, at the Topless Phlocking

.... and being everyone's favorite bug!

Awwww, you're the bestest Bits!! Right back at ya babycakes

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Can only think of two so far:

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me (Steel Magnolias)

I'm older and I have more insurance (Fried Green Tomatoes)

CONGRATULATIONS!!

You are both wonderful and I am so glad that I had the pleasure of meeting you at lunch in Nashville

Every oyster, every pearl, it's no ordinary world . . . Joe Cocker