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I just fell off my chair...VERY PHUNNY!

Excuse me, but.....

How the heck do you people even remember how many concerts you have been to?

Alas....I have NO clue. I lost touch with reality in the late 80's.

Oh, you men have NO sense of humor.
Boooooooooo!

Male bashing...maybe. But I have nothing against the wonderphul men here at BN...this joke is about generic men! :wink: so don't get on my case The Rope There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get ...

Now THAT was @#$%ing phunny!!

Must be a tri-state thing Jasper!
I dunno what yer doing wrong ImaTXparrothead...did you scroll ALL the way down to the bottom and see where it said "Show me all the answers"?.

One plate of oysters comin' up!

Ohhhh.....This one is PHUN!!!!

http://www.chilliman.com/beer_labels_frame.htm

Wish I could take credit for writing this stuff Dally!
I have a "chain-gang" that feeds it to me...I just pass along the good ones!

The top 10 "He said, she said"... 10) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs don't you? 9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said...It's not my fault, I ran out of money. 8. He said...Since I first laid...

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage .... TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's...

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: > * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman > * 2 French men and 1 French woman > * 2 German men and 1 German woman > * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman > * 2 En...

Good one Key!

Gotta LOVE #20!! :lol: (1) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Steven Seagal (2) "The problem with the designated driver program? It's not a desirable job. But if you ever get s***ed into doing it, have fun with it. At ...

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women ...

NYCPORT...I SO thought of you!! That's a compliment dear. :grin: A contstruction boss in BOSTON was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny from NEW YORK. I'm not hiring any wise-a** New Yorker, the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the que...

Pete, I don't use drugs either, never said I did. But I do enjoy a boat drink now and then, especially while listening to Jimmy. All I was trying to do was to get you to lighten up a bit, not suggest you go get yerself high and drunk as a skunk. See, we Parrotheads are a calm sort and all this bante...

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On 2001-11-25 00:34, ParrotheadPeteNJ wrote:


"I have never tried illegal drugs, never have touched a cigarette, been tipsy or so maybe twice in my life, among other things."

Ummmmmm....NOW I think I know why Mr. Pete is so uptight!!! Live a little Petey!

Bigleo, Where the h**l where ya when I had GREAT tickets to sell (below face value no less!) HA HA I ended up giving them to some guys who had nosebleeds and they couldn't have thanked me more if they tried. Heck, that's what friends are for, right?. Yes, I'm still a tad miffed that I lost $220.00 b...