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Patient, "Doc I need some medicine for diarrhea."

Doc, "Is it bad?"

Patient, "Tell me about the good kind of diarrhea,"

I obviously don't know what Jimmy is suffering from but if it's COVID he'll need some time for sure. I came down with it August 25th and my energy level is still too low to do much. The first couple weeks it was minus 5 on a scale of 1 - 10. I initially had fever. Then some congestion set it and sti...

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WOW! I hate that for fans. But I gotta tell ya. When that date popped up long ago the first thought that hit me was Friday at The Masters. Augusta is slammed all Masters week anyway. Every house and hotel room for miles is booked a year in advance. This show would almost have been for folks within a...

I should have shared this story months ago. Anyway last year a friend told me that on 7/7 (July 7) he woke up at precisely 7 o'clock, and that he'd been dreaming about the number 7 all night long. Of course he just couldn't get the number 7 out of his head. He was going to the horse races that day a...

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

A few days ago I made the mistake of asking my wife if I looked a little heavy. She told me that I looked like I was topped out and ready for market. I'm serious. This really isn't a joke. And I thought I was the only Smart A in the family. Farmers who raise pigs and cattle will know what this means.

I was sitting on a park bench a few days ago. It's a popular place for walkers. From one direction a girl was walking her dog coming towards me. There was a young adult male coming from the other direction towards me. As the walkers were passing by each other in front of me the guy says, "That'...

Cletus was over at his friend Jasper's house one day. They was sittin' on the front porch rockin' and chewin' the fat. Jasper's prize winnin' coon hound Old Blue walked up on the porch, laid over on one side, and began lickin' his private parts. Cletus said, "Man, I shore wish I could do that.&...

Cletus was walking around in his small town one day and saw the town preacher walking around. Now old Cletus didn't go to church but he knew the preacher and knew he always rode his bicycle for transportation. Cletus said, "Hey preacher, where's your bicycle?" Preacher said, "I don't ...

Last Saturday my wife and I were preparing to go out for dinner. After showering, shaving, and dressing I emerged from my bathroom and walked out into our family room where my better-half awaited me. I guess I had an obvious less-than-pleasant look on my face. My wife said, "OK, what's wrong?&q...

The new tour is tentatively scheduled to start in earnest on July 10 in Indianapolis the emphasis is on the word "tentatively". Jimmy will probably touch on Corona and virus but he won't over do it given the loss of life. As for set list content he has two complete albums of songs that ha...

Cletus applied for a job with the police department. He was called in for an interview and it went something like this. A senior detective conducted the interview. Detective. "Well Cletus I just want to ask you some general questions. First, what is 2 and 2?" Cletus. "Well sir I belie...