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by palmettopirate
January 7, 2009 2:34 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Song Leads to Bar Fight
Replies: 103
Views: 8615

Re: Buffett Song Leads to Bar Fight

Takes a real tough dude to beat someone to death who is already on the ground unconscious. Lots of time to work on anger management in the future.
by palmettopirate
January 6, 2009 10:54 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Song Leads to Bar Fight
Replies: 103
Views: 8615

Re: Buffett Song Leads to Bar Fight

First post on this issue. What happened to the days when you were knocked down or out and stayed down the fight was over? I grew up in thes sixties and that was the way it was back then. Have extreme fighting and cage fighting been that influential? How does someone continue to beat soemone who has ...
by palmettopirate
December 19, 2008 12:34 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Dark Thirty?????
Replies: 29
Views: 2909

Re: Dark Thirty?????

"So then 0-Dark Thirty comes just before the a$$-crack of dawn?"

No, that's 0-Dark Fifty.
by palmettopirate
December 5, 2008 12:14 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

palmettopirate wrote: I read the diary entry Friday. I had to laugh at one line Jimmy wrote. He said they strapped a big SUF to the van to keep from paying a UPS freight bill to get it to Florida. You don't reckon ole Jimmy would squeeze a nickel, do ya? No Jimmy would'nt do that, he's just down to ...
by palmettopirate
December 2, 2008 2:07 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

citcat, here ya go. Another pretty picture. Maybe this'll suit your palate a little better than oysters. Great book, btw. The Land of Mango Sunsets Dorothea Benton Frank On the island where my family had kept the same cottage for over one hundred years, there was a sliver of time late in the day whe...
by palmettopirate
December 2, 2008 2:00 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

"Well, now I am hungry "

Me too. We used to do at least a couple a year, one being on New Years Eve. For some unknown reason we haven't had one in a few years now. Lazy I guess. I've been to some, just haven't fired one up myself.
by palmettopirate
December 2, 2008 1:54 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

"I still ain't eatin' an oyster. Ever. Or a snail."

Like his mother who wouldn't eat one in a famine, but you gotta admit his style does paint a vivid picture.
by palmettopirate
December 2, 2008 11:13 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

"He writes in such a way that just for a little while I can picture myself being on some of those adventures." That's what separates the writers from the wannabes. This is lengthy but check it out for a visual. From Pat Conroy. AN OYSTER ROAST... LIKE TASTING HEAVEN "You like those oy...
by palmettopirate
December 1, 2008 3:31 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

"It's no doubt how he gets to keep so many of them."

Amen!
by palmettopirate
December 1, 2008 1:25 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy please post more of your writings
Replies: 25
Views: 1585

I read the diary entry Friday. I had to laugh at one line Jimmy wrote. He said they strapped a big SUF to the van to keep from paying a UPS freight bill to get it to Florida. You don't reckon ole Jimmy would squeeze a nickel, do ya?
by palmettopirate
November 21, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Fan Versus Beer Bottle on TV
Replies: 7
Views: 975

"this is one of those things to file under "people too stupid to live"

Come to think of it, he actually could have died from enough whacks, or even one if properly placed.
by palmettopirate
November 21, 2008 2:37 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Buffett Fan Versus Beer Bottle on TV
Replies: 7
Views: 975

Buffett Fan Versus Beer Bottle on TV

First my aplogies if this has been posted. I'm sure it must have been on TV before. I was channel surfing last night and stopped at TRUTV. They were showing the usual various craziness videos. I usually don't stop but for some reason I did last night. There was a video of a Buffett fan tailgating at...
by palmettopirate
November 20, 2008 3:30 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy at the Gators Game Tonight
Replies: 26
Views: 4035

"Thats pretty cool even though he is a sell out"


That's okay. If he shows up at Williams-Brice behind the gator bench 80,000+ fans will embarass him in unison until he goes around to the USC side. That's for Jane.
by palmettopirate
November 19, 2008 10:21 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy at the Gators Game Tonight
Replies: 26
Views: 4035

Memo to Jane.

How about start working on the old man to roam Carolina's sidelines next time. After all USC is your school and the gators are good enough without Jimmy walking around silently blessing the players. Good grief!
by palmettopirate
November 19, 2008 7:45 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Guts or Balls - a distinction
Replies: 3
Views: 540

Guts or Balls - a distinction

Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after ...
by palmettopirate
November 17, 2008 3:13 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: What Advice Would You Give to A New Parrothead?
Replies: 35
Views: 1791

Run like hell the other way, but if you truly can't resist the temptation to be a PH do all that stuff everybody else said.
by palmettopirate
November 14, 2008 1:21 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Jimmy had lunch at Myrtle Beach Margaritaville
Replies: 38
Views: 3317

"I live about 25 minutes south of Margaritaville in MB. We happened to be in Myrtle (which i try to avoid in the summer) one day last summer and decided to go eat lunch there. 1/12 to 2 hour wait. I dont think so. gotta go."


And the food is pricey and not that good to boot.
by palmettopirate
November 12, 2008 7:11 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Your opinion-what is the Margaritaville & Buffett Mystiq
Replies: 23
Views: 1649

Agree to all that has been said and I'll add something. Fortunately I live about ten miles from the beach. So I get to live at least a subtropical lifestyle most of the year. But when it gets too chilly Jimmy's music puts me a tropical mood. It brightens an otherwise dreary day. He offers us Spring ...
by palmettopirate
November 10, 2008 11:49 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Turkey Pick-up Lines
Replies: 4
Views: 682

Hey I thought of one.

This tom turkey walks up to a hen turkey and turns his head to give her a profile and says, "Hey babe, ever seen a pecker like this?"
by palmettopirate
November 7, 2008 10:13 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Fat Aunt
Replies: 7
Views: 628

"I heard she got hit by a truck, but the driver was found not guilty.
Seems he didn't have enough fuel to drive around her."

:o :o :o :D :D :D