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I know a guy who says he's got an aunt so big that when you meet her in the hall it's easier to jump over her than go around.

This joke actually reminded me of an old Beverly Hillbillies show. Jethro was seeing a psychiatrist who was asking him questions about family problems, especially things that made him angry. Jethro said that he did get mad when Ellie Mae whupped the tar outa him. The psychiatrist had already met Ell...

What do tupperware users and sea lions have in common?







They both like a tight seal.

An old timer was sitting in a rocking store in a general store out in the country. A nicely dressed city slicker walks in. The old timer asks, "Can I help you?" The city slicker says, "Can you tell me the quickest way to Deer Lake?" The old timer asks, "Are you drivin' or wa...

To Capt Granite

You may remember this

http://abcnews.go.com/International/sto ... 601&page=1

BTW, Buster has been busted. He's really only 94.

I remember when this was first reported the news anchor got tickled and said, "Well, so much for all those health segments we show."

It comes in handy. I have to keep my strength up 'cause I'm usually called on to be a pallbearer for skinny friends who drop dead while working out or jogging.

Which other entertainers are you giving up on?

"The "If you couldn't Afford it In '07 or '08 What Makes you Think You'll Afford '09" Tour"

Now that's good.

"Life Between Palm Beach and Sag Harbor Tour"

"Travels of a retired altar boy/bead pusher, Golden Eagle, henpecked Mississippi Troubador" tour

"After a just couple of days of this, I wish it was sticky balls hot!! "

Is that something like sticky buns"

FINSUPinIdaho wrote:

"It is called Winter, it happens every year. I moved from San Diego (beach bum for 22 years) to Boise, talk about "weather-shock", but the trade offs here way out number that weather."

And you have a blue football field. What more could you ask for?

miphinz, Agreed on the noise at Dead Dog. However, we caught a 3 man bluegrass band their couple times and they were great. Can't remember their name. One of the best fiddle players I ever saw (in person). When's tha last time you went to Costa Rica? I have a nephew from Conway who went down a coupl...

"Old, short, and bald, still playin' for y'all" tour

miphinz, Where do you surf up there, Garden City? I used to surf Folly Beach down here. We just go to Isle of Palms or Sullivans Island for a day at the beach these days. That's where the kite surfers mainly hang out. BTW, ever go to The Dead Dog, or have I asked you that before? That's one of my fa...

miphinz, Funny you mentioned it. After I got my Telegraph I loooked up paddleboarding on the internet. As an old fart (61) I thought this might be fun. Some of those boogers are upward of a grand. I used to ride a 9' Greg Noll when I surfed. I mentioned I surfed once in the 80's. Some kids were surf...

...a couple days ago. Front cover sports Jimmy with a big paddleboard propped on his noggin'. The dang thing has 5 fins, er the board that is. Seen 4, never 5. Not big around here though. Kite surfing is the big sport on the beaches I go to. I grew up surfing in the 60's but haven't been on a board ...

The "2009, I'm still singing my rhymes" tour.

"62, still singin' for you" tour

"2009, you'll be waitin' in line" tour

"The Viagra" tour

Well we all love Jimmy but after his guy is elected Prez none of us may be able to afford to go see him anywhere.