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The Truth
There are 3 sources you can always count on for the truth; God, children, and spandex.
- October 31, 2018 5:48 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: The Wheel (Of Fortune)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4415
Re: The Wheel (Of Fortune)
Yep, that unearned income will get you every time. Ask a lottery winner. 
- October 30, 2018 5:19 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: The Wheel (Of Fortune)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4415
The Wheel (Of Fortune)
My wife called me into the great room last night. Sher was watching The Wheel. They are giving away one of those Latitude Buffett homes this week for a lucky puzzler solver. Big tax bill comes with it of course.
- August 20, 2018 6:53 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Intro to Prince of Tides...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1672
Re: Intro to Prince of Tides...
Although not the subject of your question I'll contribute my favorite passage from The Prince of Tides. I confess that it's only because of my lowcountry roots. Pat's nonfiction works were filled with truths from tormented life. This is one of the more pleasant reflections. “To describe our growing ...
- June 7, 2018 10:11 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Arguing With Women
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7634
Arguing With Women
There are two excellent theories on the subject of arguing with women. Unfortunately neither one works.
- June 4, 2018 7:29 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Good Advice
- Replies: 2
- Views: 8109
Good Advice
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
- January 9, 2018 9:47 am
- Forum: Tour Dates and Rumors
- Topic: Charleston 4/6/18
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1674
Re: Charleston 4/6/18
Here's the problem boys and girls. That weekend in Charleston is Black Friday for the hotel industry. It happens every year. 1. Cooper River Bridge Run which brings thousands 2. Volvo Pro Ladies Tennis Tournament on Daniel Island 3. Flowertown Festival 4. Lowcountry Cajun Festival Throw in the usual...
- January 9, 2018 5:48 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: The better tailgate
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1604
Re: The better tailgate
Never been but I know people who have. I heard that LSU has the best tailgates white tablecloths, candelabra, dress to the nines. And the food is 5 star.
- December 28, 2017 6:20 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Sell My Stuff
- Replies: 3
- Views: 8914
Sell My Stuff
Please forgive the wee bit of strong language. I'm sure I'm one of the older set on here and this struck me as funny...and maybe what would happen in my personal situation. One laid back Sunday morning the wife and I were sitting at the breakfast table chatting while drinking coffee. As we are up in...
- November 29, 2017 12:23 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Area
- Topic: A Nice Christmas Story
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3014
A Nice Christmas Story
A friend shared this uplifting and heartwarming story with me a few days ago. I just had to share it. Frank and Diane were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Diane suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to do she called him on his cell phone and asked, "Fr...
- October 2, 2017 6:04 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Jimmy's goatee
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5675
Re: Jimmy's goatee
He's 70 for christ's sake and some are concerned about a "white" goatee? :roll: Carry on JB from a fellow white goatee miscreant. [smilie=gt-happyup.gif] So true, but Jimmy's one of those lucky people who can maintain a more youthful appearance if he so chooses. Obviously his business wit...
- September 29, 2017 5:58 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Jimmy's goatee
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5675
- September 27, 2017 11:06 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Jimmy's goatee
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5675
Re: Jimmy's goatee
I don't know and not that it matters but it makes him look older IMHO.
- September 14, 2017 10:39 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: For Dog Lovers
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6539
For Dog Lovers
This is supposedly a true story told by an old doctor who used to make house calls. One day I was called to the home of a sick patient. I drove to the house, parked out front, and walked up the sidewalk to the front door. There was a large frisky dog that greeted me on the front stoop. I knocked on ...
- September 8, 2017 9:01 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Talking Peanuts
- Replies: 4
- Views: 8550
Talking Peanuts
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat right in front of a bowl of peanuts on the bar. While he's drinking a beer he hears a voice coming from the peanuts, "That sure is a nice shirt you're wearing." The patron is startled but avoids saying anything for obvious reasons. And then it happen...
Re: Avocadoes
Some years ago I was working on the island of Tinian in the Northern Mariana Islands. We were working on a casino/hotel project. (Tinian's only other claim to fame is it where the Enola Gay took off from to bomb Hiroshima) The workforce on the project came from all over the planet, I reckon every l...
- September 7, 2017 2:18 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Wipe Nair On
- Replies: 3
- Views: 6706
Wipe Nair On
A lady was concerned about her dog that wouldn’t respond to commands. She took the pup to the vet and after a thorough exam he told her that the dog really didn’t have a serious problem. He just had an overabundance of hair in his ears. He said he could remove the hair but there would be a substanti...
Re: Avocadoes
Well ladies I have to confess. It took me more than one look too. But after seeing that joke quite some time ago I'm careful to get clarification from my wife when she sends me on an errand.
Avocadoes
You women will have to read this at least twice. Men will get it the first time. Ladies, please be precise in how you give us instructions. A lady asks her husband, "Honey will you go to the store for me and get a carton of milk?" "Sure," the husband says. The wife then says, &qu...
- August 29, 2017 8:52 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Who's Been Sleeping With My Wife?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 5821
Who's Been Sleeping With My Wife?
An angry man rushes into a crowded bar waving a gun and hollers, "I've got a Colt Model 1911, 45 automatic with 7 rounds in the magazine and 1 in the chamber and I'm here to get who's been sleeping with my wife!"
There was a shout from the back, "You're gonna need more ammo!"
There was a shout from the back, "You're gonna need more ammo!"