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SMLCHNG wrote:

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:

Does this outfit make my butt look big??

Daisy Duke, eat your heart out!

Oh yeah? Well let's see Garfield get HIS fat a$$ up here!

Prom time at the Breakdancing Academy.

1. What's missing from your life? Truthfully, nothing. Except perhaps the ability to accept that everything's OK and allow myself to be satisfied with that. 2. Do you like to get drunk? Define "drunk". I'll go for buzzed or maybe even comfortably numb. 3. Have you ever kissed a stranger? S...

So I guess this version starts off "Jose, can you see ...."

If only I could talk .... I'd have two words: BREATH MINT!

Even as a teen, Cindi Lauper displayed a warped fashion sense and a flair for the dramatic.