Dear Abby....

It's okay to Laugh out Loud

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Dear Abby....

Post by PHAW Webmistress »

Compliments of Sailco :grin:

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Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I
would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex
with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said
that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be
sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and
he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or
should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I
was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
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Post by SMLCHNG »

LMAO!!!!!!!! Good one!! 8) 8)
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Post by Dally »

LOL!!!! Too d*mn funny!!!!
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Post by rasppy »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What a Mother-in-law, wonder what she would have done if he had went straight to the bedroom?
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Post by daddymention »

That is awesome....What a lucky guy....He could've got so busted!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

I dont get it?...Whats a condom?
Trying to Reason, With Hurricane Season......
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