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My New Lexus!!!

Post by PerfectPartner »

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "A__ Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill
Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Dang :D , I LOVE this car!

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Post by SeattleParrotHead »

:o Wino you know . . . :o
Did you change your user name? :wink:

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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

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Post by ragtopW »

:o :D :D :D :D :D

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Post by TropicalTroubador »

I suppose in this case "a$$hole" means "anyone who doesn't agree with my political views.

who has heard the same joke with folks like Rush Limbaugh in the punchline,
and who wonders whatever happened to "respectful disagreement"
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