What is 4 inches long, 2 inches around,

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches around,

Post by Bicycle Bill »

and makes women go crazy?
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Re: What is 4 inches long, 2 inches around,

Post by tailgaitingph »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So true!
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Re: What is 4 inches long, 2 inches around,

Post by Saltx3 »

Bicycle Bill wrote:and makes women go crazy?
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Re: What is 4 inches long, 2 inches around,

Post by sistergoldenhair »

I see what you did there! Hahahaha!
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:-? :D
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Re: What is 4 inches long, 2 inches around,

Post by whitecorner »

More toilet paper:
A man had grown tired of his wife constantly asked about how she looked. That he had bought a full-length mirror to her did not help. One day when she stood and looked at herself, she began to complain that her breasts were too small.

The man then came up with a proposal. - "If you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts once a day, then you should probably see that your breasts will get bigger."
Willing to try anything for the sake of sport looks, brought the woman a piece of paper and started rubbing.

"How long does this before it starts to work?" the woman asked.
"They will get bigger in a few years" the man replied.
The woman finished her treatment and asked, "Why would my breasts become larger after a couple of years just because I rub toilet paper between them?"
The man shrugged and smiled. "Why not? Has it worked on your butt so it works well on the breasts."


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