A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat right in front of a bowl of peanuts on the bar.
While he's drinking a beer he hears a voice coming from the peanuts, "That sure is a nice shirt you're wearing."
The patron is startled but avoids saying anything for obvious reasons.
And then it happens again. "I really like your haircut," the voice from the peanuts exclaims.
The patron still attempts to ignore the situation.
But it doesn't stop. The voice says, 'You know, you're a handsome fellow."
The patron has had it by now and can't ignore it anymore. He calls the bartender over and asks, "Hey man, what's the story on these peanuts here?"
The bartenders says, "Oh, they're complimentary."
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