PWI (posting while intoxicated)...

[RinglingRingling]

i'm on like hour 42 of a huge bender....

you are in KW, it's not that hard. Try hour 42 of a bender in Boulder, UT

[Tiki Bar]

Time traveling posts aren't as funny as they were 20 minutes ago. I will now watch Dollhouse DVDs (Sweet baby Jesus, thank you for Joss Whedon) and go to sleep.

You have a fondness for 2004..

That's because I was starting at the end and working forward.

They're funny to me, the morning after!

[RinglingRingling]

And here I go again, knocking out Jack as the most recent poster. Let me preface this by saying that I have had the same amount to drink that I did last night (when I was far from intoxicated), however, these Dark n' Stormies seem to be making me positively giddy this evening. You know the times when you post and you're laughing uncontrollably as you hit the 'submit' button and nobody seems to be in on the joke. That's me.

Ginger beer gives me the giggles.

Steeping the 'shrooms in the ginger beer first might be part of that.

[RinglingRingling]

.....but now I'm out of ginger beer.

is there really ginger beer? is that ginger ale? ...are we at Hogwarts?

Sort of. It's like root beer, but lighter and tastes like ginger.

Accio ginger beer! That never works for me like it does for Harry Potter.

Upside of that is that is that you don't have a noseless Ralph Finnes (pronounced Ralff and rhymes with Guinness) trying to take over your world.

[spark26981]

.....but now I'm out of ginger beer.

is there really ginger beer? is that ginger ale? ...are we at Hogwarts?

Sort of. It's like root beer, but lighter and tastes like ginger.

Accio ginger beer! That never works for me like it does for Harry Potter.

They have alcoholic ginger beer in the UK now (think Mikes Hard Lemonade)...I was so excited to try it and had my mom bring some the last time she came over...BLECH s*** was disgusting!

Best ginger beer is Idris Ginger Beer from Britain though...puts all others to shame!

[VanillaGrl]

Paige, meet Sambuca....
Sambuca, meet Paige....
Pleasure is all mine....

I love Sambuca. It's a sexy drink.

[ParrotheadRPB]

not gonna lie very drunk and listnin too You Had to be There on vinyl. Lovin every sec of it .Wishin i had it on cd .All i want to hear is intro and son of a son .Its hard getting up changing it.

[ParrotheadRPB]

Just ordered You Had to be There on amazon.wife told me not to but I did anyway.Cant wait,hope it gets here soon! Also ordered me some other stuff . im gonna be in alot of trouble tomorrow.

[MammaBear]

BTT...so I can find it later tonight....

[Landshark Girl]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

[maid memories]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

[ScarletB]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

If it's not already blacked out you didn't do it right.
Ahhh, I remember those days - pretty much glad they're over too except I was a size 9 back then!

[maid memories]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

If it's not already blacked out you didn't do it right.
Ahhh, I remember those days - pretty much glad they're over too except I was a size 9 back then!

You know when you're doing something and you realize it's a bad idea, but you're too far in to back out? Welcome to last night. It's nothing drastic and I've already had a few good laughs over it, but geez, do I ever wish I could wipe it from my memory.

Where is Superman when I need him to spin Earth backwards?

[ScarletB]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

If it's not already blacked out you didn't do it right.
Ahhh, I remember those days - pretty much glad they're over too except I was a size 9 back then!

You know when you're doing something and you realize it's a bad idea, but you're too far in to back out? Welcome to last night. It's nothing drastic and I've already had a few good laughs over it, but geez, do I ever wish I could wipe it from my memory.

Where is Superman when I need him to spin Earth backwards?

[tigzoe]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

If it's not already blacked out you didn't do it right.
Ahhh, I remember those days - pretty much glad they're over too except I was a size 9 back then!

You know when you're doing something and you realize it's a bad idea, but you're too far in to back out? Welcome to last night. It's nothing drastic and I've already had a few good laughs over it, but geez, do I ever wish I could wipe it from my memory.

Where is Superman when I need him to spin Earth backwards?

At least you can laugh at whatever you did!!!

[RinglingRingling]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

If it's not already blacked out you didn't do it right.
Ahhh, I remember those days - pretty much glad they're over too except I was a size 9 back then!

You know when you're doing something and you realize it's a bad idea, but you're too far in to back out? Welcome to last night. It's nothing drastic and I've already had a few good laughs over it, but geez, do I ever wish I could wipe it from my memory.

Where is Superman when I need him to spin Earth backwards?

was there a Little Bo Peep costume involved?

[Bicycle Bill]

It took me being intoxicaed to realize what BTT meant.

Does that mean i'm a moron...or wahat?

No, half the time I don't understand all of the acronyms on here. I just nod my head and pretend to get it.

I'll probably need this thread later today. I'm going to try and drink enough to black last night out.

If it's not already blacked out you didn't do it right.
Ahhh, I remember those days - pretty much glad they're over too except I was a size 9 back then!

You know when you're doing something and you realize it's a bad idea, but you're too far in to back out? Welcome to last night. It's nothing drastic and I've already had a few good laughs over it, but geez, do I ever wish I could wipe it from my memory.

Where is Superman when I need him to spin Earth backwards?

was there a Little Bo Peep costume involved?

RR, you are warped and depraved and have a perverse mind.
......not that it's necessarily a bad thing.

-"BB"-

[TongaTam]

>hiccup<

[maid memories]

There was no costume involved.

[maid memories]

How long does it take alcohol to get out of your system?

I think you could use my blood to sterilize medical equipment.