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Offshore Tech Support Horror Story #331:
The Indian support rep said, "try putting it on a mouse pad".
But to the unfortunate user it sounded like, "try putting on mouse hat".

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Dammit Jim!!!! I'm a Doctor, Not a wicker mouse!!!!

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What really happens if you don't push the button...
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buffettbride wrote:Image

What really happens if you don't push the button...
:wink:

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CaptainP wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Image

What really happens if you don't push the button...
:wink:
:D Prolly only funny for a few of us, but nonetheless...:lol:
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alphabits wrote:Image

Offshore Tech Support Horror Story #331:
The Indian support rep said, "try putting it on a mouse pad".
But to the unfortunate user it sounded like, "try putting on mouse hat".
I vote for alpha!!!!!!
Cate



"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky." ~ Buddha

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tikitatas wrote:
alphabits wrote:Image

Offshore Tech Support Horror Story #331:
The Indian support rep said, "try putting it on a mouse pad".
But to the unfortunate user it sounded like, "try putting on mouse hat".
I vote for alpha!!!!!!

:D Thanks! (now where do I send that bribe money?)

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You've got an awesome sense of humor, Alpha. ;) I can't compete. :D

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BTW - speaking of Alphabits.. my son wanted some tonight. I stopped at the store and they had NONE!! :o

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SMLCHNG wrote:You've got an awesome sense of humor, Alpha. ;) I can't compete. :D
:oops: Thanks Penny!
Actually, I'm even funnier in person (or is that funnier looking?) :lol:
Next time Topless throws one of her bashes, I'm sneakin' in as a mystery guest. (of course the last time I got a DD double team from Connalulu and Jodibug which wasn't too bad either!)

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SMLCHNG wrote:BTW - speaking of Alphabits.. my son wanted some tonight. I stopped at the store and they had NONE!! :o
Heresy!

Actually I don't even eat 'em.
I just liked the nickname so I ditched the old username for this one.

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alphabits wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:You've got an awesome sense of humor, Alpha. ;) I can't compete. :D
:oops: Thanks Penny!
Actually, I'm even funnier in person (or is that funnier looking?) :lol:
Next time Topless throws one of her bashes, I'm sneakin' in as a mystery guest. (of course the last time I got a DD double team from Connalulu and Jodibug which wasn't too bad either!)
I think I was at the party when you go those DD's. ;)

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alphabits wrote:I just liked the nickname so I ditched the old username for this one.
I was wondering why the change. :D

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SMLCHNG wrote:
alphabits wrote:I just liked the nickname so I ditched the old username for this one.
I was wondering why the change. :D
I never really like my original but stuck with it for over a year.
Took a hiatus for several weeks and decided to come back with a new ID.
Tried "alphabet" first but I messed up the email address on that one so I never got the confirmation thingie to activate the ID. It's there gathering dust.
So "alphabits" it is.

And rumor has it that you and E magically appeared in Plant City on the night of the infamous double-team DD! :lol:

We better come up with a caption for this otherwise I think we just highjacked the thread. :wink:

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alphabits wrote:So "alphabits" it is.

And rumor has it that you and E magically appeared in Plant City on the night of the infamous double-team DD! :lol:

We better come up with a caption for this otherwise I think we just highjacked the thread. :wink:
Well, I like it. :D

And yes, we did. It was a blast. :D Good peeps. BG was speachless. ;)


And I have no caption for this one.. back to your regularly scheduled programming. :)

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The stress of this job has turned me into a total basket case!

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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

alphabits wrote:Image

Offshore Tech Support Horror Story #331:
The Indian support rep said, "try putting it on a mouse pad".
But to the unfortunate user it sounded like, "try putting on mouse hat".
WINNER!

As official winner, you now have to come up with the next picture, and pick the winner from submissions.

I'm on vacation as of 6pm today, and I'm not lifting a finger until NEXT friday. :)
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Well alrighty then, let's get this party started ..... :D

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CAPTION IT!

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OK, a day and a half has passed and we got nothing for the canine Mings wanna-be.
(Personally, I might have gone with something like "Fido 3:16")

Anyway, let's try something else:

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CAPTION IT!

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And you thought YOUR Mom dressed you funny...

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