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CaptainP
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Post by CaptainP »

To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!


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Post by Indiana Jolly Mon »

CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!


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CAPTION IT!!!

After the handicapped and pregnant women got finished with Carey24, controversial posts on Buffettnews dropped quickly.

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"Senator Larry Craigs office"

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After striking out with women in high school, Tom decided to try the more direct approach in college.

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The new amenities for the upper class homeless

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Sorry Mr. President, but your new idea for border security severely underestimated the mexicans.
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Post by pair8head »

First of all not all of the pics can be seen. :evil:

Secondly I'm still waitin to hear who won the last one. :lol:
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Post by Salukulady »

I can see all the pics, but five at once is too hard for my little brain........
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Post by Desdamona »

flyboy55 wrote:Image

Unemployed accountant and cat fancier Cynthia Reynolds is going 'global' with her new business venture named Hu Chow Now? - exporting large domestic feline breeds to China.

An enthused Ms. Reynolds exclaims "They pay by the pound!"
If you're waiting for me to declare the winner, I guess I'll go with this one.
FLYBOY55 WINS!!!!
(I love cats as pets/furbabies, but my kitty's thighs do feel pretty meaty to me. YUM. :wink: )
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The mannequins underestimated the need for flexible knees in getting off the escalator after they made their escape. They removed their heads to not see the horror that was Joe's last moments.


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This is the only place that the fickin' wireless comes in well in the whole damn dorm.


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Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
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Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
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(voice over) If you have an -ahem- that lasts more than 3 hours contact your doctor.

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Bob tests his new "Buffett Parking Lot Port-A-Potty Alternative" in the streets of Amsterdam. Results are mixed.


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. . . We have to keep that tree right where it is.

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Post by CaptainP »

2 fine entries so far....keep 'em coming!!!

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Post by SharkOnLand »

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Grandpa's velcro shoes saved him from the man-eating escalator. Frank wasn't so lucky.


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Tele-commode-ing.


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Go-go Gadget wiener!


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Have urinal, will travel.

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"Dammit, Billy, the dogs are out again! Didn't you close the gate?!?"
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priscilla presley's make up artist's last attempt to salvage the face she once had

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Cleveland Browns fans appreciate ESPN's coverage of the toilet bowl games. It has been pre-determined the MVD goes to Browns Offensive Lineman LeCharles Bentley.

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Who knew.... Landshark has finally arrived in Louie's Backyard.

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The reason why Jack only received a Silver Medal in Gay Bar Category.... he didn't allow a unisex urinal inside.

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Hey Jack.... Close the Barn Door.... Don't let the cow out again!
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Post by flyboy55 »

CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.

I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!
Five captions at once!!!! Stop the insanity!!!

OK . . . here goes . . .


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It was a strange and ironic twist of fate, but the only fatality in today's tragic runaway escalator accident was Frank Sloan, whose mother reports that he'd had a phobia about escalators since the age of three.


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Eschewing the print media of previous generations of wankers, today's 'connected' young folks access their p0rn online.


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Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never really believed a threesome could happen to me but it did and it all started the afternoon of my coed dorm 'meet-and-greet' . . .



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Performance art circa 1973 Amsterdam, artist - Hans Klein, titled Underclass Servitude


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The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) after much 'success' with airports, branches out into providing security to 'Gated Communities'.

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Post by CapnK »

5 at once??!!! Oh the humanity
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at least he had on clean underwear.

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u r not...am 2...u r sick...lol

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Steve was always self-conscious about his appearance...you know, his pale white skin.

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Homeless Depot - you can do it, we can help.

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Post by SunsetChef »

CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!


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CAPTION IT!!!

"Mother warned Johnny about forgetting to tie his shoelaces"...


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"I should have done my report over the weekend"...
"I should have done my report over the weekend"...
"I should have done my report over the weekend"...
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"WOW... check out the pizza"...

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The updated PEE-BOY from "History of the World"...

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"Leave it open again and I swear I'll put a lock on it"...

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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!


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A Toe Truck was called to the mall to assist with a tragic escalator accident



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"Squat and Surf"


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Being totally prepared to camp out over night for tickets to Aerosmith, Dave started early on pitching his tent.


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What he failed to realize is that reinventing the public toilet was fairly uncalledfor.


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If you don't close the gate, people come in and steal stuff from us... HEY! Where'd the fence go!?
You have no idea how happy I am after an almost 2 year hiatus that this tread is still going.
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Post by chippewa »

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!



You have no idea how happy I am after an almost 2 year hiatus that this tread is still going.
:o

Welcome back! :D
200 pages and going strong....

DonnaKayDunbar
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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

chippewa wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!



You have no idea how happy I am after an almost 2 year hiatus that this tread is still going.
:o

Welcome back! :D
200 pages and going strong....
thanks! *hugs*
Now updating my entire profile... so much has changed!
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Post by z-man »

DonnaKayDunbar wrote: You have no idea how happy I am after an almost 2 year hiatus that this tread is still going.
DKD!!! :o

LTNS

welcome back! :D
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One Tropical Day at a Time!


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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

z-man wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote: You have no idea how happy I am after an almost 2 year hiatus that this tread is still going.
DKD!!! :o

LTNS

welcome back! :D
word up, z-man! :)
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Post by Glorfindel7 »

CaptainP wrote:To start page 200, I'm going to attempt to revitalize this thread with something different.


I will post FIVE pictures. You must provide a caption for ALL OF THEM.
The best collection of captions will win!!!


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CAPTION IT!!!
The man-eating escalator claimed yet another victim today. Only bits and pieces remained. (Check the URL)


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Jenny always believed in taking her work with her everywhere she went.


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Johnny loves his pizza so much as the photo above clearly shows



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Jimmy enjoyed his position as the new bathroom attendant on first avenue


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Mark thoughtfully provided a handy reminder for his gate. Fortunately he never had to tell any guest twice.


(Yeah I know some of my answers are pretty lame :D)

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Post by FunkHouse9 »

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Fortunately for him, the invisible man only lost a foot.


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That website I've been paying for doesn't look as appealing from this perspective.


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H.O.G. The Early Years


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Bad Invention Idea # 73: The Recycled-Beer Bong


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After you walk through and close it, the other side of the sign says "Thank You"
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Maybe it's because in spite of all the work we do, it's the child in us we really value.

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Post by CaptainP »

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
You have no idea how happy I am after an almost 2 year hiatus that this tread is still going.
I've done my best...


I'll get a winner out tomorrow, with 5 new pics....

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