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C-Dawg
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Re: And now for something completely different...

Post by C-Dawg »

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$%&@&?#....first I almost $h!t myself trying to find a bathroom, my a$$ feels like a water faucet, and now there's no &^@#* paper......I swear, if Mr Burns uses that "Don't get your knickers in a bunch" cliche on me again when I get back from lunch, I'm gonna kick him in the balls.
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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CAPTION IT!!!
I'm just glad I took Mom's advise and wore the clean panties....
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MORE AL!!!

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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It was just starting out to be a bad day for Tommy the transvestite.
Who's got the rum?

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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Here is our next example of "Acting Out the Definitions to Words".

Today's word..."Frustration."
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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The real reason Palin stepped down... someone always used all the damn toilet paper in the Governor's bathroom.
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for those times when the ol' wide stance, foot tapping routine just doesn't do the trick...
Telling myself the same lies that I told myself back home

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Re: And now for something completely different...

Post by FunkHouse9 »

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Thank God those white knickers don't show any natural evidence of matching the nails and the shoes!
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Maybe it's because in spite of all the work we do, it's the child in us we really value.

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It's a man, baby!
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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SharkOnLand wrote:Image

The real reason Palin stepped down... someone always used all the damn toilet paper in the Governor's bathroom.
WINNER!!!

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Sorry about my extended absence, folks...BN is usually a time-consuming stop for me, and I just haven't had free time lately.

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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CAPTION IT!!!

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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After the Griswold family had yet another accident in the new family truckster while on vacation, residents of Monkey-Town are seen here helping the Griswolds getting packed back into their car and sending them on their way before Clark & Company can cause any destruction in their town!
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Re: And now for something completely different...

Post by nutmeg »

Dr.Corona wrote:
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Travel to exotic places. Enjoy the local wildlife! Call 1-800-ooh-crap to reserve your place on this dream trip

(Wherever this was taken, remind me not to go there...did you notice the broken mirror :o )
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Re: And now for something completely different...

Post by big john »

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At Grease Monkey you not only get the fastest oil change in the business, you get
a 23 point safety and fluids check by our crack team of technicians.
Who's got the rum?

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Re: And now for something completely different...

Post by green1 »

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Hey Fred, go call uncle Joe, and Aunt Sara, have them bring their families down here. With 20 more we can pick up this whole damn car and carry it home.

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Re: And now for something completely different...

Post by Dr.Corona »

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At Grease Monkey you not only get the fastest oil change in the business, you get
a 23 point safety and fluids check by our crack team of technicians.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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Damn, should have never tried that new Banana scented car wax that Billy Mays was hawking!
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FROM THE 'REJECTED' FILES: GEICO MASCOT AUDITION #2655
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-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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nutmeg wrote:
(Wherever this was taken, remind me not to go there...did you notice the broken mirror :o )
No...was mostly looking at all the underwear on the road...

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