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Re: And now for something completely different...

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SuperTrooper wrote:
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CAPTION IT!!!
Researchers in Sweden have discovered a mutation of the swine flu with horrific side effects.
Get up....
    GET UP.......
        GET OUTTA HERE.......
               GONE!!!! IT'S A HOME RUN FOR THE TROOPER!!!!!

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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Are the little blue pill and the bath tubs in the field still not "raising" your husbands libido?
Does your husband love bacon? Who's husband doesn't.
The Baco-Bra leads the man to what he desires most . . . tits and pork.
For only 19.95 we will have you porking in minutes . . . Act now and get Bone Suckin' BBQ sauce FREE!
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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"Wow. Did you see the pair of peccaries on that gal?"
"Yep. Must be an Arkansas fan."
Who's got the rum?

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Evidently the plastic surgery association needs to start worrying about pork barrell spending, too.
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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mjeischen wrote:Image

Are the little blue pill and the bath tubs in the field still not "raising" your husbands libido?
Does your husband love bacon? Who's husband doesn't.
The Baco-Bra leads the man to what he desires most . . . tits and pork.
For only 19.95 we will have you porking in minutes . . . Act now and get Bone Suckin' BBQ sauce FREE!
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WINNER!!!

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Honorable mention on that one...EVERYONE ELSE!!!! GREAT EFFORTS!!!

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Re: And now for something completely different...

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Caption it!!!

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The official corporate 24 x 7 work model is finally complete!
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XYZ company unrolled the "no sick leave" home office model....
Tinley Park - June 30, Alpine - ???, Vegas -???
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CaptainP wrote:Image

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Hey Boss? Is there something you are trying to tell me?
SAVE THE EARTH
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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CaptainP wrote:Image

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GENE RAYBURN:   MY JOB IS SOOO SHITTY....
AUDIENCE:   HOW SHITTY IS IT???


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How to prove to your boss you really give a sh!t about your job.
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On-the-throne training
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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Mike's job gave him irritable bowel syndrome, so he fashioned the ideal work environment.
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CaptainP wrote:Image

Caption it!!!
iThrone v1.0
Telling myself the same lies that I told myself back home

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CapnK wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Image

Caption it!!!
iThrone v1.0
SPEWWWWW!!!
*monitor squeegee*

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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CaptainP wrote:Image

Caption it!!!
I have a shitload of work to do!
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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CaptainP wrote:Image

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Captain's Log: Stardate -312979.6:
The Intergalactic all-you-can-eat buffet has taken it's toll on me. I find I can no longer fulfill my duties duties as Captain from the bridge of the Enterprise. I have been forced to construct a temporary alternate control center until the effects of the Vulcan curry I ate for dinner last night wear off. I will instruct the crew to set a new course for the closest 24 hour convenience store so we can replenish our supply of toilet paper and antacids.

#2, Make it so!
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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we need a new one.
SAVE THE EARTH
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Re: And now for something completely different...

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FunkHouse9 wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Image

Caption it!!!
Captain's Log: Stardate -312979.6:
The Intergalactic all-you-can-eat buffet has taken it's toll on me. I find I can no longer fulfill my duties duties as Captain from the bridge of the Enterprise. I have been forced to construct a temporary alternate control center until the effects of the Vulcan curry I ate for dinner last night wear off. I will instruct the crew to set a new course for the closest 24 hour convenience store so we can replenish our supply of toilet paper and antacids.

#2, Make it so!
Reminds me of a joke back in elementary school (Back when Star Trek was new):

What's brown and floats in space?

The captain's log!
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