Get up....SuperTrooper wrote:Researchers in Sweden have discovered a mutation of the swine flu with horrific side effects.CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
GET UP.......
GET OUTTA HERE.......
GONE!!!! IT'S A HOME RUN FOR THE TROOPER!!!!!
-"BB"-
And now for something completely different...
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Bicycle Bill
- At the Bama Breeze
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Re: And now for something completely different...
GET UP.......
GET OUTTA HERE.......
GONE!!!! IT'S A HOME RUN FOR THE TROOPER!!!!!
-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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mjeischen
- Under My Lone Palm
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- Favorite Buffett Song: Just one? . . . Bastards!
- Number of Concerts: 8
- Favorite Boat Drink: Cold Draft Beer and things with Sailor Jerry
- Location: Chicago
Re: And now for something completely different...
Are the little blue pill and the bath tubs in the field still not "raising" your husbands libido?
Does your husband love bacon? Who's husband doesn't.
The Baco-Bra leads the man to what he desires most . . . tits and pork.
For only 19.95 we will have you porking in minutes . . . Act now and get Bone Suckin' BBQ sauce FREE!
The Parrot Dice Lounge kinda like a mirage. Here today and gone tomorrow. You should stop by and say hello when visiting Chicago on tour.
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big john
- Under My Lone Palm
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- Favorite Buffett Song: One Particular Harbour
- Number of Concerts: 30
- Favorite Boat Drink: Oh just give me a beer
- Location: Enola, PA
Re: And now for something completely different...
"Wow. Did you see the pair of peccaries on that gal?"
"Yep. Must be an Arkansas fan."
Who's got the rum?
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buffettbride
- Last Man Standing
- Posts: 32700
- Joined: April 6, 2004 11:43 am
- Number of Concerts: 5
- Favorite Boat Drink: Cuba Libre
Re: And now for something completely different...
Evidently the plastic surgery association needs to start worrying about pork barrell spending, too.CaptainP wrote:
CAPTION IT!!!
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CaptainP
- Last Man Standing
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- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 39
- Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
- Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
Re: And now for something completely different...
WINNER!!!mjeischen wrote:
Are the little blue pill and the bath tubs in the field still not "raising" your husbands libido?
Does your husband love bacon? Who's husband doesn't.
The Baco-Bra leads the man to what he desires most . . . tits and pork.
For only 19.95 we will have you porking in minutes . . . Act now and get Bone Suckin' BBQ sauce FREE!
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CaptainP
- Last Man Standing
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- Joined: April 12, 2003 12:16 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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- Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
- Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
Re: And now for something completely different...
Honorable mention on that one...EVERYONE ELSE!!!! GREAT EFFORTS!!!
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CaptainP
- Last Man Standing
- Posts: 33040
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- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
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- Favorite Boat Drink: Delicious Trappist Ales
- Location: The Far Side Of The Living Room
Re: And now for something completely different...
Caption it!!!
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buffettbride
- Last Man Standing
- Posts: 32700
- Joined: April 6, 2004 11:43 am
- Number of Concerts: 5
- Favorite Boat Drink: Cuba Libre
Re: And now for something completely different...
The official corporate 24 x 7 work model is finally complete!CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
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Glorfindel7
- At the Bama Breeze
- Posts: 4514
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- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 15
- Favorite Boat Drink: Beer, but I also like Margaritas :)
- Location: Chicago Area , IL
Re: And now for something completely different...
XYZ company unrolled the "no sick leave" home office model....CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
Tinley Park - June 30, Alpine - ???, Vegas -???
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pair8head
- God's Own Drunk
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- Joined: April 2, 2002 7:00 pm
- Number of Concerts: 300
- Location: I'm not in the middle of nowhere but, you can see it from here.
- Contact:
Re: And now for something completely different...
Hey Boss? Is there something you are trying to tell me?CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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Bicycle Bill
- At the Bama Breeze
- Posts: 4650
- Joined: February 1, 2009 2:28 am
- Favorite Buffett Song: He Went to Paris
- Number of Concerts: 1
- Favorite Boat Drink: Anything with rum and pineapple juice!
- Location: La Crosse (actually Onalaska) WI
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GENE RAYBURN: MY JOB IS SOOO SHITTY....CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
AUDIENCE: HOW SHITTY IS IT???
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-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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SuperTrooper
- Hoot!
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- Joined: May 5, 2004 1:57 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 1
- Favorite Boat Drink: Blue Hawaii
- Location: My GPS says: HERE My watch says: NOW
Re: And now for something completely different...
How to prove to your boss you really give a sh!t about your job.
Grand Exalted Bubba of the Order of the Sleepless Knights
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sonofabeach
- Party at the End of the World
- Posts: 8057
- Joined: November 6, 2004 12:44 am
- Favorite Buffett Song: La Vie Dansante
- Number of Concerts: 15
- Favorite Boat Drink: Tecate
- Location: Green Cove Springs, Fl.
Re: And now for something completely different...
On-the-throne training
"It's crazy and it's different, but it's really bein' free"
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SharkOnLand
- Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
- Posts: 6665
- Joined: January 2, 2006 7:34 pm
- Number of Concerts: 0
- Location: Wishing I was somewhere other than here...
Re: And now for something completely different...
Mike's job gave him irritable bowel syndrome, so he fashioned the ideal work environment.
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CapnK
- Hoot!
- Posts: 2011
- Joined: July 6, 2006 8:48 am
- Number of Concerts: 0
- Location: West Palm Beach
Re: And now for something completely different...
iThrone v1.0CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
Telling myself the same lies that I told myself back home
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SuperTrooper
- Hoot!
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- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 1
- Favorite Boat Drink: Blue Hawaii
- Location: My GPS says: HERE My watch says: NOW
Re: And now for something completely different...
SPEWWWWW!!!CapnK wrote:iThrone v1.0CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
*monitor squeegee*
Grand Exalted Bubba of the Order of the Sleepless Knights
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blackjack
- At the Bama Breeze
- Posts: 4004
- Joined: March 7, 2005 11:47 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: One Particular Harbor or Little Miss Magic
- Number of Concerts: 17
- Favorite Boat Drink: Rum Runner
- Location: Somewhere South of Disorder aka Cherry Hill, NJ
Re: And now for something completely different...
I have a shitload of work to do!CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
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FunkHouse9
- At the Bama Breeze
- Posts: 4266
- Joined: August 7, 2006 9:40 am
- Favorite Buffett Song: Nautical Wheelers
- Number of Concerts: 23
- Favorite Boat Drink: Crown Royal & Ginger Ale
- Location: Lower Uncton, MD
- Contact:
Re: And now for something completely different...
Captain's Log: Stardate -312979.6:CaptainP wrote:
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The Intergalactic all-you-can-eat buffet has taken it's toll on me. I find I can no longer fulfill my duties duties as Captain from the bridge of the Enterprise. I have been forced to construct a temporary alternate control center until the effects of the Vulcan curry I ate for dinner last night wear off. I will instruct the crew to set a new course for the closest 24 hour convenience store so we can replenish our supply of toilet paper and antacids.
#2, Make it so!
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pair8head
- God's Own Drunk
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Re: And now for something completely different...
we need a new one.
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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SuperTrooper
- Hoot!
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- Joined: May 5, 2004 1:57 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: OPH
- Number of Concerts: 1
- Favorite Boat Drink: Blue Hawaii
- Location: My GPS says: HERE My watch says: NOW
Re: And now for something completely different...
Reminds me of a joke back in elementary school (Back when Star Trek was new):FunkHouse9 wrote:Captain's Log: Stardate -312979.6:CaptainP wrote:
Caption it!!!
The Intergalactic all-you-can-eat buffet has taken it's toll on me. I find I can no longer fulfill my duties duties as Captain from the bridge of the Enterprise. I have been forced to construct a temporary alternate control center until the effects of the Vulcan curry I ate for dinner last night wear off. I will instruct the crew to set a new course for the closest 24 hour convenience store so we can replenish our supply of toilet paper and antacids.
#2, Make it so!
What's brown and floats in space?
The captain's log!
Grand Exalted Bubba of the Order of the Sleepless Knights