Just talked to Jimmy....again (dude won't leave me alone!) He's abroad without internet access, so he asked me to post his answers for him....
1. Where were you last night?
holding cell in southern France, following a ATM withdrawal at the Bank of Bad Habits
2. Did you speak with anyone?
customs agents, French officials, police officers, spouse, lawyer (send guns & money, ASAP!)
3. What were you wearing?
flip-flops (Margaritaville brand), swim trunks, t-shirt. They tried to give me a striped shirt with a number on the back, I said "how 'bout I just cut you a check?"
4. What did you eat or drink?
they took my "supplements", so I had to settle for the neighbor's wife's........popcorn!
5. Can anyone verify your whereabouts from midnight to 5am?
apparently The New York Post......oh, and my cellmate, Pierre.