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Post by Lightning Bolt »

Not at all.

You have told her..."at least I'll never walk around with the pungent reek of stale old cigarette butts!"
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Post by Bfan53 »

You did just fine. It never ceases to amaze me how strangers make inappropriate comments to others at times....

Too bad she didn't have a beeper on her person, too. You could have pointed at it and asked: "Does that thing go off everytime you back up????" :D

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Post by ScarletB »

Nope :wink:
You just did what we all wish we could do from time to time. actually SAY what we're thinking!
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Post by C-Dawg »

Bfan53 wrote:You did just fine. It never ceases to amaze me how strangers make inappropriate comments to others at times....

Too bad she didn't have a beeper on her person, too. You could have pointed at it and asked: "Does that thing go off everytime you back up????" :D
Now that's funny.....
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Post by corona6pk »

i think it was great wayne and to come up with such a witty comeback so quickly. impressive.
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Way to go Wayne. That was a great come back.




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Post by phjrsaunt »

C-Dawg wrote:No, she did....you just kept up
Totally.
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Post by Allen B. »

It never ceases to amaze me how offended rude people can get after they've willingly inserted their first shoe into their mouth!
Great comeback----the kind most of us think of after the moment passed!!! :lol:
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Post by Dezdmona »

That was great Santa. I never think of good comebacks till later.

I would've been too stunned that someone would've said something like that to me to come up with a clever comment like you did.

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Post by LIPH »

Reminds me of the time some dirtbag called me a motherf**ker. I told him if I had f**ked his mother he'd be a lot better looking.
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Post by Carolinadreamin' »

Santa (Sweetie),

1. That woman was completely out of line. Who does she think she is...the food police....your mother?

2. I think you were restrained in your reply. She opened the can of worms, she got what she deserved. [smilie=superkewl.gif] For your quick thinking!

3. (((((((((((((((Wayne))))))))))))))) [smilie=hearts.gif] You are well loved here... [smilie=hearts.gif]
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Post by FunkHouse9 »

If something like that happened to me, she would have heard what I think about her and every other miserable p.o.s like her. :evil:

I think you showed admirable restraint. I'm proud of you for keeping it under control.
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Post by STL PARROTHEAD »

oh (((Wayne)))

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: way to open the can of whoop-ass!!!


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Post by ContinentalDrifterIII »

Haha, I like your response. That was a great comeback!
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Post by lilsalty »

It would've been even better if you passed a loud air-bomb right in her general direction after saying that. Ha ha!
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

Bfan53 wrote:You did just fine. It never ceases to amaze me how strangers make inappropriate comments to others at times....

Too bad she didn't have a beeper on her person, too. You could have pointed at it and asked: "Does that thing go off everytime you back up????" :D
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

Other possible responses:

"Hello pot...I'm Kettle. Lovely to meet you."

"I'm curious as to exactly when and how my diet became your business."

Even if the broad had the hottest body this side of Hades...she was rude, and it was none of her f-ing business.

Hmmm...if she'd been built like a chic Brithouse and said, "Y'know, if you ate a few less of those snacks every day for a while, in a few months I'd really like to f*ck you up one wall and down the other," maybe that would have constituted better motivation? :)
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Post by MalibuRumGirl »

No you didn't. She was just plain rude. As someone who battles weight and food, we know we have a problem. We have to deal with it and barbs like that never help with our self confidence. They just peel more away.
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Post by pojo »

Great comeback wayne... she had it coming!

one other comeback... and I've said this when people say 'fat' comments to some of my friends....

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Post by parrothead3282 »

No way you should have ripped her even more. If she feels the urge to "help" you then she needs to able to take any suggestions you have for her. Way to go! [smilie=upyeah.gif]
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