***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***

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***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***

Post by Wino you know »

Please keep this dynamic young man in your prayers.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
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I just heard
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They're saying he's been released from the hospital already.
Hopefully that's the case
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More sensational reporting--doesn't sound as serious as first reported

Windermere Mayor Gary Bruhn told CNN that local police arrived within two minutes of being notified. The golfer was taken to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated for facial lacerations and released, Bruhn said.
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Post by Coconuts »

Ok, so it sounds like the FHP has a far different definition of "serious" condition than the medical community. Theirs is serious if it's anything beyond "minor medical attention"- so if he needed a stitch or two, or wanted his bad knee checked, or thought he might have cracked a rib, his condition would be described as "serious" by the officers on the scene.
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Post by East Texas Parrothead »

Is it me or does all of this sound just a little out of character for Tiger? Something doesn't add up.
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East Texas Parrothead wrote:Is it me or does all of this sound just a little out of character for Tiger? Something doesn't add up.

It appears he got into a argument with his wife and left the house to go for a drive to blow off some steam. Another words, he is human.

This just gives more ammo to the old saying that every hot girl is a pain in the ass to somebody.
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BOR you forgot to add that the fight was regarding the alleged other woman.
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*just shaking my head*
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Post by citcat »

Yeah, something smells funny. His wife had to break out the back passenger window to get him out. BACK window ? Probably didn't want to cut him with flying glass. 2:00 in the morning ? But there was no alcohol involved. I hope nothing is wrong with his family.
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Post by x002548 »

Is anyone kidding?

She was pO'ed...she broke ythe back window with a golf club...she wasn't trying to save him...she was trying to kill him

EDIT: He was unconscious. Jeez, how did that happen? From a 30mph wreck in basically a small tank


He got out to see why she smashed the window....because...she wanted the last word....

AND THEN WACKED HIM WITH THE SAME GOLF CLUB

He's keeping it cool

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I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
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ph4ever wrote:I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.

true.. But this poster may have the best answer..

"See what had happen says:
OK. This is what happen. Elin was being a spoiled woman who has everything, but is not happy with any of it. She probably doesn't even know anything about herself. So she picked a fight, he ran to not hurt her, and then she threw a nine iron. It went through the window, and bam! He hit the tree. Case Close.
November 28, 1:07 PM "
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ph4ever wrote:I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
That's what John Edwards said, too.
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Post by sonofabeach »

Actually the National Enquirer is usually spot on about these things.

Sounds to me like his wife went Jack Nicholson on that a$$ :lol:
Hell I once had to dodge a video tape rewinder :lol:
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Post by nutmeg »

I'm really surprised that they have been able to put off the police for two days. How may of us could get away with saying we really don't want to talk to you today...come back tomorrow and get away with it. :-?
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ph4ever wrote:I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
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Post by looking4OPH »

Some interesting conflicts in stories being told over at TMZ.....
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Post by blackjacks wife »

Shouldn't he be driving a Buick instead of a Caddy? There goes that endorsement deal.
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