The Oatmeal
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maid memories
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The Oatmeal
Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.
http://www.theoatmeal.com
http://www.theoatmeal.com
I knew this girl made of memories and phrases, who lived her whole life in both chapters and stages.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
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Left Field ParrotHead
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Re: The Oatmeal
Bookmarked...maid memories wrote:Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.
http://www.theoatmeal.com
Thanks!! And I'm choosing not to comment about your thoughts about Miracle Whip and goblins!!
Dumb and drunk as I was, you know I would do it all again.
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maid memories
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Re: The Oatmeal
OK, so maybe as a child I didn't know exactly what that was, but I've always thought the stuff was vile.Left Field ParrotHead wrote:Bookmarked...maid memories wrote:Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.
http://www.theoatmeal.com
Thanks!! And I'm choosing not to comment about your thoughts about Miracle Whip and goblins!!
I knew this girl made of memories and phrases, who lived her whole life in both chapters and stages.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
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LIPH
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Re: The Oatmeal
Miracle Whip should be banned in the interests of good taste.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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ScarletB
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Re: The Oatmeal
My family used Miracle Whip when I was a kid but now I've switched to mayo - based on this I won't ever even entertain the thought of MW again!
VERY funny site - I liked how to pet a kitty.
VERY funny site - I liked how to pet a kitty.
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Re: The Oatmeal
OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks!

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Re: The Oatmeal
they do that anyway with the Hawaiian shirts and flipflops you wear to the office every dayScarletB wrote:OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks!![]()
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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Re: The Oatmeal
hmmm. must be some pretty active, or many fairly-active goblins under contract to Kraft.maid memories wrote:Does anybody else regularly check out this site? His web comics speak to my twisted sense of humor. The most recent one on Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip sums up what I've thought since I was a small child. It's like he's in my head.
http://www.theoatmeal.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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alphabits
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Re: The Oatmeal
Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby.
I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
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Re: The Oatmeal
At the risk of ridiculing myself...
Oh wait, that's never stopped me before.
I love miracle whip.
Oh wait, that's never stopped me before.
I love miracle whip.
Take me for what I am, a star newly emerging.
I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
I accept the new found man, and I set the twilight reeling.
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You sir, are a true American!popcornjack wrote:At the risk of ridiculing myself...
Oh wait, that's never stopped me before.![]()
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I love miracle whip.
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RinglingRingling
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Re: The Oatmeal
popcornjack wrote:At the risk of ridiculing myself...
Oh wait, that's never stopped me before.![]()
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I love miracle whip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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RinglingRingling
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Re: The Oatmeal
fixedalphabits wrote:Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby.![]()
I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly Gnomish and wants the terrorists to win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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AmerigoJoe
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Re: The Oatmeal
I thought Miracle Whip was what you called a 90 year old who could still masturbate.
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ScarletB
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Re: The Oatmeal
RinglingRingling wrote:they do that anyway with the Hawaiian shirts and flipflops you wear to the office every dayScarletB wrote:OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks!![]()
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I could lose my Parrothead card for this but I only own ONE Hawaiian shirt and no flip flops. I've just never liked them or found them remotely comfortable.
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ScarletB
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Re: The Oatmeal
Miracle Whip makes baby Jesus cry.alphabits wrote:Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby.![]()
I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
GW - 7/19
Great Northern MOTM - 7/20-21
Hershey Labor Day Weekend Show - 8/29
MOTM - Oct 28
Great Northern MOTM - 7/20-21
Hershey Labor Day Weekend Show - 8/29
MOTM - Oct 28
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alphabits
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Re: The Oatmeal
Tears of joy ..... after all, it IS a miracle.ScarletB wrote:Miracle Whip makes baby Jesus cry.alphabits wrote:Obviously this is propaganda from the mayonnaise lobby.![]()
I've always liked Miracle Whip ... still do ... always will.
Anyone that doesn't like MW is probably secretly un-American and wants the terrorists to win.
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maid memories
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Re: The Oatmeal
I don't own any Hawaiian shirts. I have sarongs. I have a multitude of flip flops, but that's because they're only barely above being barefoot which is how I run around most of the time.ScarletB wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:they do that anyway with the Hawaiian shirts and flipflops you wear to the office every dayScarletB wrote:OK Lesley, I've now laughed all my mascara off! And people out in the lobby are giving me strange looks!![]()
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I could lose my Parrothead card for this but I only own ONE Hawaiian shirt and no flip flops. I've just never liked them or found them remotely comfortable.
I knew this girl made of memories and phrases, who lived her whole life in both chapters and stages.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.
Danced 'til the dawn, wished all her worries away.
She's a long way from a West Nashville grand ballroom gown.

