Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
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Top 10 Ways........
How can you like someone that isn't even on the radio ?
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They are actually SURPRISED that there are so many people showing up & blown away by the preparation that goes into the parking lot party!! Last year I took two friends, a husband & wife, he LOVES Buffett, she doesn't, to their first Buffett concert. (Great Woods!!) He was in heaven she wanted to sit by the car...
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In Cinci in 2002, I sort of ran into a coworker. It was her first show, they ended up with tickets "because it was a good party" instead of because they really like JB (pretty sure they didn't). It was beautiful- there I was in my grass skirt, coconut bra, 2 or 3 leis, plus the headband wreath thing (that matched one of the leis) and lei bracelets and anklets (I've given up goofy hats, . She was wearing a plain white shirt and denim capris. You could see it on both of our faces-
Please don't come over here, you look ridiculous!!
Please don't come over here, you look ridiculous!!
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Honey, I AM a parrothead and I would look on in awe of that!! He!!, I'm doing well to just not pee on myself!Lastplaneout wrote:When they look in awe wondering " How can you throwup and pee at the same time, without getting either on yourself?"
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
They have no idea what you're saying when you ask them if they are a "Buffett virgin"
"The whole damn world's gone crazy.
The moon is jumpin' over the cow.
How can you help but, not love the now?"
The moon is jumpin' over the cow.
How can you help but, not love the now?"
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
They forgot to ask if the brownies were 'special' and had three.
(and spent the concert on the bus slee ping)
(and spent the concert on the bus slee ping)
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
I swore this was about reusing plates rather than take a new one every time you go up for more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
RinglingRingling wrote:I swore this was about reusing plates rather than take a new one every time you go up for more.
**snort**
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
waved the queen wave when everyone else was doing fins?
Laughed at the cars with fins and other parrotphanalia on them.
came dressed to the concert like they were going to a church social
ask 'what is all this' when walking thru the parking lot!!
Laughed at the cars with fins and other parrotphanalia on them.
came dressed to the concert like they were going to a church social
ask 'what is all this' when walking thru the parking lot!!
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I refuse to use LOL but I must admit I just spit beer all over my monitor and have made quite a mess laughing at this! Bloody Marvelous!Lastplaneout wrote:When they look in awe wondering " How can you throwup and pee at the same time, without getting either on yourself?"
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