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Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

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Top 10 Ways........

Post by JBWannabe » August 31, 2003 11:33 pm

:o How can you like someone that isn't even on the radio ?

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Post by phwtb » May 16, 2004 1:48 am

:o :o :o :o :o :o they move to Alaska???


lmao.. i'm thinkin i'm gunna be the quality entertainment at my first concert... :oops: :oops: :oops:
it's my own damn fault...

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Post by Trevor K Bama » May 17, 2004 12:16 pm

They are actually SURPRISED :o that there are so many people showing up & blown away by the preparation that goes into the parking lot party!! Last year I took two friends, a husband & wife, he LOVES Buffett, she doesn't, to their first Buffett concert. (Great Woods!!) He was in heaven she wanted to sit by the car...
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Post by Gardner McKay, Jr. » May 17, 2004 7:59 pm

At the risk of being severely redundant, as I skipped to the last page of this here thread, the dead give-away is when his name is incorrectly spelled. As always, G.M.,Jr.
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Post by Coconuts » May 20, 2004 6:13 pm

In Cinci in 2002, I sort of ran into a coworker. It was her first show, they ended up with tickets "because it was a good party" instead of because they really like JB (pretty sure they didn't). It was beautiful- there I was in my grass skirt, coconut bra, 2 or 3 leis, plus the headband wreath thing (that matched one of the leis) and lei bracelets and anklets (I've given up goofy hats, . She was wearing a plain white shirt and denim capris. You could see it on both of our faces-

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Post by VaPH » May 20, 2004 10:15 pm

they deflate passing beach balls that are hitting them, while SITTING on a blanket on the lawn (true story from Nissan VA last year)
If I had to do it all over again
I'd just get myself drunk, and I'd jump right back in.

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Post by buffettbride » May 21, 2004 1:09 am

They think you are overdressed when you show up in a wedding dress to get married at the concert. :D
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Post by Trevor K Bama » May 21, 2004 7:45 pm

buffettbride wrote:They think you are overdressed when you show up in a wedding dress to get married at the concert. :D
Now that is just silly :roll: (thinking you're overdressed...!!)
And - CONGRATULATIONS!! :lol:
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Post by Lastplaneout » May 22, 2004 12:36 am

When they look in awe wondering " How can you throwup and pee at the same time, without getting either on yourself?"
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Post by citcat » May 22, 2004 12:43 am

PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Coconuts » May 27, 2004 6:05 pm

Lastplaneout wrote:When they look in awe wondering " How can you throwup and pee at the same time, without getting either on yourself?"
Honey, I AM a parrothead and I would look on in awe of that!! He!!, I'm doing well to just not pee on myself!
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Post by Redleg Parrothead » April 29, 2008 11:02 pm

They ask you who the opening act is. [smilie=asa.gif]
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Post by oneparticularwino » May 2, 2008 11:36 pm

Redleg Parrothead wrote:They ask you who the opening act is. [smilie=asa.gif]
G Love - This Year!!!!!!!!
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Post by backstreets77 » August 13, 2008 10:59 am

oneparticularwino wrote:
Redleg Parrothead wrote:They ask you who the opening act is. [smilie=asa.gif]
G Love - This Year!!!!!!!!
Yeah I was there for that and I had Toots last year in Gillette.
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

Post by parrothead_girl_5 » September 8, 2009 10:10 am

They have no idea what you're saying when you ask them if they are a "Buffett virgin"
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

Post by cmpete » June 24, 2010 1:45 pm

They forgot to ask if the brownies were 'special' and had three.
(and spent the concert on the bus slee [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif] ping)
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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

Post by RinglingRingling » June 24, 2010 2:31 pm

I swore this was about reusing plates rather than take a new one every time you go up for more.

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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

Post by Conolulu » June 24, 2010 2:32 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:I swore this was about reusing plates rather than take a new one every time you go up for more.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

**snort**

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Re: Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

Post by KruzinParrots » June 24, 2010 5:21 pm

waved the queen wave when everyone else was doing fins?

Laughed at the cars with fins and other parrotphanalia on them.

came dressed to the concert like they were going to a church social

ask 'what is all this' when walking thru the parking lot!!
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Post by daaave33 » April 8, 2011 11:39 pm

Lastplaneout wrote:When they look in awe wondering " How can you throwup and pee at the same time, without getting either on yourself?"
:lol: I refuse to use LOL but I must admit I just spit beer all over my monitor and have made quite a mess laughing at this! Bloody Marvelous! :lol:
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