Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet

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My girlfriend said, "I really don't think that the police will allow people to sit around with open containers in a parking lot four hours before the show." Hence, we arrived 10 min. before the show!!!!

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bascically you eitehr go all out at a buffett show or dont go at all. if youre gonna go there blasting "backstreet boys" (it really happened believe it or not) and wearing baggy pants and are only going there just to get drunk, you got problems. at least get drunk and be a buffett fan! put on a hawaiian shirt, grab a margarita and let loose!

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Post by Y-NO-9-O »

2 (sadly) True Stories from Charlotte NC:
"Please sit down, we paid good money for these seats" (coliseum);
Or the guy who gets so smashed that he urinates (without holding it) on you, your wife, your unused lawn chair, your shoes and your blanket, before it even gets dark! (amphitheater)

TWEETERJAY
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Post by TWEETERJAY »

1. What's with all the car paint?
2. (then) Why are all the vehicles
honking at us.

3. "Fins what..."
4. "Why do we want lawn seats?"
5. "What's that funny smell?"

Parrotdise
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Post by Parrotdise »

People are curious why you have a sign reading, "Wanted, women who will give parrothead"
It's a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling

parrothead Trey
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Post by parrothead Trey »

They wonder why you are with a blonde stranger
But now i think about the good times, down in the Caribbean sunshine...

KeyLimin
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Post by KeyLimin »

Parrotdise,

You're absolutely right!....no one that has been to a Buffett concert before would be remotely curious about your sign.....I mean, after all the message is perfectly clear....

It says: "Look at me, I'm a flaming Idiot!"

P.S. It is very thoughtful to let us know that from a safe distance.

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Dally
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Post by Dally »

LMAO! ! ! ! Get 'em KeyLimin :smile: :smile:
Why is the rum gone?

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Southern Cross
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Post by Southern Cross »

They think the marijuana smell and the fins dance are related.
When you see the Southern Cross for the first time
You understand now why you came this way

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Post by LHP CREW »

1. THEY MAKE IT BACK TO THE MOTOR HOME ON THE FIRST TRY.
2. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR PRE-CONCERT ANXIETY IF WE'RE NOT PERFORMING.
3. THEY'RE AFRAID TO DRINK A MYSTERIOUS MIXTURE FROM A LARGE TUB OF SOME SORT.
4. YOU HEAR THIS QUESTION: ARE WE JUST HAVING CHEESEBURGERS?
5. THEY MAKE IT TO THEIR SEAT SOBER.
6. WHEN THE PICTURES COME BACK, THEY REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.
7. NOT UNDERSTANDING THE "SHOW YOUR T**S FOR A DRINK" CONCEPT.
8. THEY ASK YOU: WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR YOU PICK OUT WHICH HAWAIIAN SHIRT TO WEAR?
9.YOU HEAR: WHY ARE WE STOPPING AT THE STORE AGAIN, DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH?
10. THEY DON'T HAVE FLIP FLOPS!

jollymon12
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Post by jollymon12 »

they show up wearing jeans and a t-shirt without a blender!
Wasted away again in Margaritaville!
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southerncross
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Post by southerncross »

They never heard the song "We are the people are parents warned us about."

Tfin70
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Post by Tfin70 »

The only cd they have is SYKBH.

capnrick
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Post by capnrick »

Two univ of Tenn Frat boys try to talk through Son of a Son. I politely told em they would NEVER reach puberty if I heard another word. they moved.

Knoxville concert of 1997
capn rick

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Post by Capt.Flock »

They look stun and and ask are really going dress like that . Newbies are the ones cutting jeans to make shorts (true story )
They dont know who is Capt. Tony

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Post by Dale Jr. Fan »

10. They wait in line at the porta-potty for 30 minutes

9. They think the Margaritaville lost verse is something new! which means:

8. They have never heard "You Had To Be There"

7. They have never seen an ice luge

6. They won't drink from the ice luge because it looks gross :0

5. They are not aware there was a time "before the beach"

4. You look at them and think, Shouldn't they be at Dave Matthews or Phish?

3. They don't get "God's Own Drunk"

2. They try to start the wave

1. They show up @ Filene's right before the drawing and win, oh wait, you won't see them at the show :mad:
Wishin' every month of the year could be June.

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Post by OneParticularTexan »

I love JB and his music but I will be attending my first show this your and I didn't understand the post about "staring around when Jimmy starts playing Who's The Blonde Stranger" what happens?

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Post by bravedave »

They STILL don't "get it"
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Welhelm

"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."

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Post by PHIN_TASTIC »

- they ask what is in the bottle when someone comes around and offers them a drink from their unlabeled bottle and it filled with worms(true story)
--they ask why u waste all your money to decorate a bar
--they ask y you have a bar
--they ask how ur gunna pick up all the sand u threw down(true story)
--they ask u how much the seats out in the bay at JONES BEACH cost(true story)
---they ask "who are you listening too,,its good"
---"they ask why that guy is dressed up like a pack of Juicy Fruit(true story)
--they run out to the car after the show to beat the traffic.
-- THE WORST ONE
THEY ARE LISTENING TO "TOOL" "NSYNC",SLIM SHADY,,AND THEY BLAST THE RAP FROM THEIR BRAND NEW 2000 JEEP THAT MOMMY AND DADDY BOUGHT THEM..and u are smart enuff to know that ur 81 CJ-7 stays home for the shows..
OH WELL WE ALL CANT BE PHERFECT
PHIN YA LATER
BRIAN
P.S GREAT THREAD

PHIN_TASTIC
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Post by PHIN_TASTIC »

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I ALMOST FORGOT..MERRIWEATHER A FEW YEARS BACK
---THEY ARE DUCKIN' OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FLYIN MARSHMELLOWS AND THEY DONT DARE TOUCH ONE CUZ YOUR ALONG THE BOTTOM AND THE POLICE ARE RIGHT THEIR AND MAY THROW YOU OUT..
OR AS I GUY NEXT TO HIM SAID" WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO..THROW US IN MARSHMELLOW JAIL??"
AS I AM SCRABBLEIN AROUND ON MY HANDS AND KNEES,,CUZ I CANT WALK GRABBIN FROM MARSHMELLOWS AND HUCKIN THEM IN EVERY DIRECTION

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