Times in History that the F Word has been acceptable

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Times in History that the F Word has been acceptable

Post by Mr Play »

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! .....

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003
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Post by land_shark3 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

:o :o :P
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Post by creeky »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Midnight Flyer »

That's @#$%ing FUNNY!
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Post by tropicalfever »

now thats funny, I don't care who you are.
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:lol:
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:lol: :D :lol: :D
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Post by Gypsy In The Palace »

Add one more to the list:

"San Jose on Saturday, I don't know where the ***** we are!"
--Jimmy Buffett, April 9, 2005
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Gypsy In The Palace wrote:Add one more to the list:

"San Jose on Saturday, I don't know where the f*** we are!"
--Jimmy Buffett, April 9, 2005

Yep..... I thought he sounded relaxed in that 2nd set...lol
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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

Gypsy In The Palace wrote:Add one more to the list:

"San Jose on Saturday, I don't know where the f*** we are!"
--Jimmy Buffett, April 9, 2005
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by BadHabitsAcctnt »

ToplessRideFL wrote:
Gypsy In The Palace wrote:Add one more to the list:

"San Jose on Saturday, I don't know where the f*** we are!"
--Jimmy Buffett, April 9, 2005

Yep..... I thought he sounded relaxed in that 2nd set...lol
Wasn't there something said at the Aspen show that would qualify as well. Something about it being someone's birthday.
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:
Wasn't there something said at the Aspen show that would qualify as well. Something about it being someone's birthday.
I would have to listen again.... but he did say he beat Howard Stern w/ the F word on SIrius..... :D
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