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Posted By Freddie Forklift
I Got A Schoolboy Hard
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Posted By GaBuffettFan
I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna pee my pants - what a wonderfully creative phlock of Parrotheads. Y'all made my DAY!
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Posted By pleiades03
1. I Use to Have Money One Time (but I invested on NASDEQ)
2. The Last Line of Cocaine
3. If I Could Just Get It On (The Viagra Blues)
4. Stranded On A Bar Stool
5. Vampires, Mummies & Keith Richards
6. Legend of Norman Schwarzkopf
7. The Weather is Here & It Suks!
8. Southern Cross-Eyed Girl
9. Everybody's Got a Cousin Who Needs a Ticket
10. The Great Tickmaster F***-Up
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Posted By jmoses
The Crackhead and I know
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Posted By Anonymous
1 Whose the Fat Intern
2 Cultural Infidel Castro
3 Dental Floss
4 Lisa and Lola
5 I Used to Have Money One Time (then I bought a ticket from a scalper)
6 Why Don't We Get Drunk and Pass Out
7 Gold Cup Chalice
8 One Particular Bimbo
9 African Marathon Winner
10 The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Horny
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Posted By Lisa Davis
10. We're just stealing (to pay for our crack)
9. Changing Sexes
8. On a Leaky Raft to Miami
7. Treat Her Like a Sex Slave
6. Channuakah in the Hamptons
5. I have Found Me a Homo
4. Why You Wanna Blow a Fart?
3. Breaking Wind
2. Only Linda Tripp Will Tell
1. ------- Saturday Night
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Posted By BobRob
10. Little Rock Saturday Night
9. Bake Another Toad
8. My Mullett
7. Multiple Infidelities
6. L'Air De La North Dakota
5. My Haitian
4. No Playing on Monday
3. On A Slow Boat To Alcatraz
2. I Heard I Was In Therapy
1. Missouridays
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Posted By Anonymous
1.On a sinking boat with Leonardo
2.If the phone does'nt ring it's a piece of sh#t
3.Worst look
3.The captain and the oil spill
4.Incommunistcuba
5.Uncle John Holmes
6.Lovely Bruise
7.Cheeseburger in a pair of tights
8.Breakin second wind
9.Rag Day(a pms story)
10.Scars on the daughter's(knees)
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Posted By BobRob
10. Twelve Cold Cans
9. Uncle John's Hemmorhoids
8. One Particular Barber
7. There's Nothing Hard Without Viagra
6. When Salome Plays the Nose Flute
5. Christmas In The Arctic Ocean
4. Brand New Rap Star
3. Ballad of Stink-Bug Stan
2. Distantly In Heat
1. A Thousand Steps To Sobriety
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Posted By Andrew
1. He Went to Camden
2. My head's cold, my fin sinks, cause I don't
love winter.
3. Cuban Crime of Hashish
4. Waiting for the Next Ticket Price Explosion
5. Loveladies and Luck (Hello LBI)
6. Cowboy in the Super Bowl (Doesn't Look so Out
of Place)
7. Somewhere Over New Jersey
8. It's Midnight and I'm Still Sober
9. We are the People Our Boring Parents Couldn't
Be
10. Stranded in a Sports Bar
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Posted By Anonymous
Everybody's on the rag!!!!!!!
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Posted By BobRob
10. Cheeseburger With Parasites
9. Come To The K-Mart
8. Defying Brevity
7. Desparation Jitter Bug
6. Everybody's Got The Runs
5. God's Own Teetotaler
4. Valdosta Daydreamin'
3. I Used To Have Herpes One Time
2. Hip-Hop Accident
1. The Pascagoula Nun
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Posted By jmoses
10. He went to School (with a gun)
9. Why don't We Mellow Out
8. Livingston Saturday Night Whoop Ass
7. Son of a Son of a Washed-up Junkie
6. One Particular Lexus
5. A Pirate looks at Kiddie p***
4. The Crackhead and I Know
3. Slow Boat to the Repair Shop
2. Ayer
1. Sending the Old Man to a Nursing Home
These can all be found on his new box set: "Traffic Jams, Landfills, McDonalds, and Opera"
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Posted By JMaib
Kidneystone Saturday Night
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Posted By Anonymous
JMaib-
ha ha ha....that is disgusting...I love it...
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Posted By GaBuffettFAn
OK, I'll try -

1. The Albino and I know
2. Campfires, Mommies and Moldy Toast
3. Flippers
4. Twelve Inch Man
5. Why You Wanna Breah My Harp
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Posted By k
i like the albino & i know....good one!
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Posted By Dallas
1. Why don't we get drunk on Seagram's and screw (the band)!
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Posted By headparrothead
why don't we consume alcoholic beverages and copulate?
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Posted By GaBuffettfan
HeadParrothead -

Very precise and PC!!! ;)
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