Top Ten Rejected Buffett Song Names

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Postby Guest » April 9, 2000 1:18 pm

Posted By Redhed
1. Let's All Stay Sober and Just Be Friends
2. My Head is Clear, My Clothes are Expensive, and I Enjoy Therapy
3. Condo on the Overcrowded Beach
4. Tofu and Bean Sprouts in Paradise
5. Mylantaville

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 5:09 am

Posted By Sundowner
1.Son of a son of a janitor
2.Trying to reason with Miami Dolphins season
3.Treat her like a prostitute
4.Boat sinks
5.Pencil thin penis
6.Frank and Fred
7.Cheeseburger in Bosnia
8.Cowboy in the hood
9.Who's the blonde bimbo
10.When Salome plays the skin flute
11.Drunk woman in a real short skirt with no panties on
12.King of somewhere Cooooold
13.It's midnight and I have'nt got laid yet
14.Death of an unpopular president
15.Something so feminine about Richard Simmons
16.Sending the old man to the nursing home
17.If I could just get it on with Pamela Anderson
18.A pirate croaks at forty
19.Everybody's got a cousin in prison
20.The great filling station price jack up

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 1:35 pm

Posted By BobRob
10. Son of a b**** of a Hangover
9. Please Take Your Inebriated 15 Year Old
Significant Other To Her Humble Abode
8. Delaney Talks to Regis & Kathy Lee
7. Knees of my Prostate
6. Slick Willie's Nightmare
5. Bosnian Promises
4. Somewhere Over Siberia
3. Ringling, Schmingling
2. It's Midnight and I Need Another Shot of
Mylanta
1. The Ballad of Larry King

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 2:47 pm

Posted By navymom
Hey these are great!!! Now where do I go to get the rest of the words? Keep em coming!!!! By any chance do all of you know or hang around each other? Ya'll sound like you'd be a fun group together. I think ya'll just may have something here. 35 songs. Hey I say ya'll quit your day jobs, pool your money and make music together!!! Just be sure to let us all know when and where we can buy your cd's

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 4:40 pm

Posted By Anonymous
Everybody's a cousin of Elian in Miami

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 4:41 pm

Posted By Anonymous
Gypsies in the White House

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 5:05 pm

Posted By marc
Math suks <--- was rejected but made it on the album anyway!!

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 7:11 pm

Posted By josh
10. Trying to Reason with PMS Season
9. This Jail Cell
8. The Great PBS Station Holdup
7. Son of a Son of a Jailor
6. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Spew
5. You Call it Humpin
4. Gardenburger in Paradise
3. A Pirate Poops at Forty
2. Sending the old slut home
1. Massengilville

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 7:18 pm

Posted By fred
Trying To Reason With The Flu Season

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 8:17 pm

Posted By John C. Chops
My Head, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Regis

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 8:19 pm

Posted By John C. Chops
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Regis
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Suks!!!

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 9:04 pm

Posted By Alysia
1.) Delaney Talks To Springer
2.) One Room Shanty In The Projects
3.) Son Of A Son Of A Hamburger Flipper
4.) A Pirate Cries At Forty
5.) Playing With My Lone Palm........
6.) Jimmy Pees
7.) Barefoot And Pregnant Children In The Rain
8.) Sinkhole
9.) Pencil Thin Calista Flockhart
10.) Clinton's Bank Of Bad Habits

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 9:12 pm

Posted By Brian David
1-Son of a son of a b****
2-I wish sex could last forever
3-I will play for sex (or taco's)
4-Last mango in Moscow
5-We are the people our parents told us to stay the hell away from because we're nothing but trouble.

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 9:42 pm

Posted By Anonymous
Math Is Cool
Brown Nose Girl
If the phone rings it had better not be that guy from next door
Why don't we drink coke and play bingo
Love and divorce
Son of a Son of an unemployed wife beater

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 9:44 pm

Posted By Sundowner
!-NOTE: Message edited by 'admin'-!>1.Nobody speaks to O.J. no more
2.Tampon trauma
3.Diarrheaville
4.Alaskadays
5.There's a hooker with aids on Caroline street
6.Sex in the library
7.Landfill
8.The legend of Norman Bates
9.Miss my hair badly
10.
11.
12.
13.Daddy,mommy and the holey condom
14.I used to have hair one time
15.
16.No beer on Sunday
17.Ebola
18.They don't shag like Carmen no more
19.Stranded in a gay bar
20.Wideload lady
21.In the homeless shelter
22.
23.
24.One particular hooker
25.Twelve volt vibrator
26.

From Admin: Let's try to keep it clean folks!!

Guest

Postby Guest » April 10, 2000 9:45 pm

Posted By fred
We Are the People We Warn Our Children to Stay Away From......

Guest

Postby Guest » April 11, 2000 4:52 am

Posted By Anonymous
Desperation Samba (Buying Tickets in Atlanta)

Guest

Postby Guest » April 11, 2000 9:09 am

Posted By Sundowner
My artistic expression has been censored by
THE MAN(would Jimmy approve?)
Oh well, maybe I was a little too blunt.

My bad

Guest

Postby Guest » April 11, 2000 12:51 pm

Posted By Harri
Sneezeburgers in Paradise

Guest

Postby Guest » April 11, 2000 2:59 pm

Posted By jbfan
Lawschool Heart


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