Posted By Lindsay
Tofu burger in paradise Monica Suks Son of a son of a son of a pimp Pencil thin dick Why dont we get drunk and barf Some where over Jane Grapefruit juicy monica Every one has a cousin in jail School boy fart [color=ff0000]••••[/color] house on the moon Treat her like a slut Tin cup jock strap One particular hard on

Posted By BobRob
10. He Went To Saginaw
9. East Nashville Federal Penitentiary Garb
8. Something So Cinnamon About A Honey Bun
7. The Wino I Never Knew
6. They Don't Dance Like Flatley No More
5. High Cumberland Gospel Hour
4. Ellis DeWitt
3. Tryin' To Reason With Hay Fever Wheezin'
2. Sex-on-phones
1. Woman Goin' Crazy On Pennsylvania Avenue

Posted By Jennifer
1. Crab Cakes
2. Uncle John's Bathroom
3. Another Heart Bypass
4. If the Phone Doesn't Ring, No one Likes You
5. The Jolly Mon Sank
6. The Bank with Bad Habits
7. I'm Spending all Your Money
8. I Like to Play in Gumbo
9. Frenchbread is all You're Getting Tonight
10. A Diamond as Fake as a ritz

Posted By Anonymous
Real Fatass Woman in A real thin Bikini

Posted By tim
The Wino That I BLow

Posted By al
Hit Me Baby One More Time

Posted By TED
Boat Drinks (Just the Ones With My new Cheapass M'Ville Tequila)

Posted By Zebb
Son of a Son of Ted Danson

Posted By Jennifer
1. bach house made of spoons
2. road kill
3. love in a topiary
4. desda moans a lot (in that rocket ship)
5. jamaica mustache-a
6. quietly making poi
7. tampons, tummies, holy cow
8. i've got a school boys heart in a jar on my desk
9. ballad of slick willy
10. the night i passed out in big sky

Posted By CharlieParrot
10. I will play for oatmeal
9. The Captain and Tenille
8. Livingston Saturday Night Fever
7. Vampires, Mummies and Monica Lewinsky
6. If the phone doesn't ring, page me
5. Uncle John's colostomy bag
4. Nautical Wheelchairs
3. Outhouse on the Moon
2. He went to Rehab
1. Ticketmaster SUKS

Posted By fred
cheesebooger in paradise

Posted By BobRob
10. Stranded in a Juice Bar
9. Meet Me in Minot
8. Iraqian for the Night
7. Love in the Cesspool
6. When the Roast is Rare
5. The Great Dry Cleaner Heist
4. Barometer Souffle
3. Stars Fell on Texarkana
2. Off to Eat the Gizzard
1. Octagenarians in the Palace

Posted By Anonymous
It's My Job--HOE!
Trying to Reason With Only Make $25 Million a Year
If the Phone Doesn't Ring...Did you Pay the Bill?

Posted By Anonymous
It's My Job--HOE!
Trying to Reason With Only Making $25 Million a Year
If the Phone Doesn't Ring...Did you Pay the Bill?

Posted By jgirl
1. Eighteen Wheelers
2. He Went to Harlem
3. Cuban Crime of Custody
4. Craters on the Moon
5. Pacing the Catwalk
6. I Will Play for Beer
7. Oysters and Cocktail Sauce
8. 30 Day Money Back Guarantee
9. I Don’t Know and Frankly My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn
10. Run Forest Run
11. Last Mango on My Tree
12. Queen is in the Palace
13. Gills
14. Jamaica Farewell, No Problem
15. She’s Got You, Babe
16. God’s Own Stumbling Drunk
17. Come Monday, I’ll be Back at Work
18. Jolly Mon Eats
19. Sunroof Day
20. I Will Survive
21. Sending the Old Hag Home

Posted By Anonymous
When my wild wife betrays me

Posted By playa
niggaz with attitudes, niggaz with lattitudes

Posted By ToucanDon
1. Who's the Blonde Strangler?
2. Twelve-Pack Man
3. Foreplay, Then Come Monday
4. Post-You
5. Tryin' to Reason with the Allergy Season
6. I Have Found Me A Homeless Guy, Can We Keep Him?
7. Livingston's Gone to Texas A&M
8. Delaney Talks to the Enquirer
9. Desdemona's Building a Healthy Financial Portfolio
10. Everybody's Got an Opinion on Elian in Miami
11. Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Grail
12. Herpes, The Permanent Reminder of a Temporary Feeling
13. The Leather is Here, Wish You Were into Bondage
14. Want To See My Lizard?
15. Changing Flannels
16. Living Down Saturday Night
17. Cuban Crime of Fashion
18. When the Host is Queer
19. The Missionary Position
20. Beat Her Like a Lady
21. The Great Filling Station ATM Holdup
22. Stars Fell On the Sabres
23. Bring Back the Magic Johnson
24. The Pastafazoola Run
25. Desperation Samba (Father's Day in Tijuana)
26. Kick It In Second Wind's Ass
27. Vibration
28. Life is Just a Tire Tool
29. King of Somewhere--Not!
30. He Went To Walmart

Posted By Anonymous
Why don't we get drunk & [color=ff0000]••••[/color]
My Head Hurts, Your Feet Stink but you give a great blow job!
One Perticular Wet Dream
Everybody Knows some a**hole in Miami
The Great Penis Conspericy
Minstruation (Migration!)
Quietly making Babies (Or adoptint them!)

Posted By jgirl65
I forgot my favorite one:
Cross-Eyed Girl