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Postby ragtopW » November 21, 2006 11:40 pm

PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....


you have 20 minutes.. done yet??

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Postby ragtopW » November 23, 2006 10:02 pm

ragtopW wrote:
PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....


you have 20 minutes.. done yet??




Well??

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Postby PIA » December 5, 2006 6:33 pm

ragtopW wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....


you have 20 minutes.. done yet??




Well??



im linking A.D.D. with procrastination....
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Postby CapnK » December 6, 2006 9:08 am

PIA wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....


you have 20 minutes.. done yet??




Well??



im linking A.D.D. with procrastination....


hmmm, so by the time you finally get around to doing something, you'll be distracted shortly afterwards. Sounds serious. :lol:
Telling myself the same lies that I told myself back home

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Postby ragtopW » December 6, 2006 6:27 pm

CapnK wrote:
PIA wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....


you have 20 minutes.. done yet??




Well??



im linking A.D.D. with procrastination....


hmmm, so by the time you finally get around to doing something, you'll be distracted shortly afterwards. Sounds serious. :lol:




I was going to do it tommorow.. But then I forgot what IT was..

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Postby jonesbeach10 » December 6, 2006 10:19 pm

PIA wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....


you have 20 minutes.. done yet??




Well??



im linking A.D.D. with procrastination....


I'll do it lat- hey a cookie! :D

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Postby ragtopW » February 21, 2007 7:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I was going to make this list.. but
well you know.. and now someone has already done it.

Procrastinator's Creed


1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have
been done already.


2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or
find excuses.


3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of
consideration.


4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to
the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from
missing them.


5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
obligations.


6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
regardless of the amount of time given.


7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle,
though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.


8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.


9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I
decide to change my mind.


10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.


11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the
greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work
that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.


12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is
wait/plan/plan.


13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget
about forever.


14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed
Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it
organized.

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Postby ragtopW » May 26, 2007 11:59 pm

I'm waiting...

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Postby yes i am a » May 27, 2007 1:03 am

:pirate: finally getting around to this ...darn got to go maybe tomorrow :pirate:
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Postby smokindave » June 6, 2007 3:47 pm

ragtopW wrote:
Procrastinator's Creed


14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed
Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it
organized.


I sent in my dues but have yet to get my certificate ??? wtf :o

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Postby Conolulu » June 6, 2007 3:53 pm

smokindave wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
Procrastinator's Creed


14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed
Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it
organized.


I sent in my dues but have yet to get my certificate ??? wtf :o



I haven't deposited the money yet.... :wink:

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Postby STL PARROTHEAD » June 6, 2007 5:09 pm

Conolulu wrote:
smokindave wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
Procrastinator's Creed


14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed
Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it
organized.


I sent in my dues but have yet to get my certificate ??? wtf :o



I haven't deposited the money yet.... :wink:


yea, yea, yea, I'll put the check in the mail................... :roll:
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Postby ragtopW » June 25, 2007 8:28 pm

someday I will...

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Postby ragtopW » July 25, 2008 10:48 pm

maybe tommorow..

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Postby docandjeanie » July 25, 2008 10:54 pm

I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
regardless of the amount of time given.


Yep, sounds good to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby mommar » November 10, 2008 9:34 pm

Procrastinators Unite


tomorrow

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Postby ragtopW » November 30, 2008 10:10 pm

Saw this on a sign..

" I Procrastinate so that I have something to look forward to"

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Postby LIPH » December 1, 2008 10:30 am

PIA wrote:i have a paper due at midnight....i havent started....

I meant to ask, did you ever get that paper done?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here

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Re: Top 10 reasons why I procastinate

Postby sailorkid94 » November 26, 2009 8:32 pm

Maybe Manana :wink:
Still, it's all a mystery,
This place we call the world
Most are fine as oysters
While some become pearls

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Re: Top 10 reasons why I procastinate

Postby ragtopW » November 26, 2009 9:34 pm

sailorkid94 wrote:Maybe Manana :wink:


Hey Hey.. let's not get in a hurry.. 8)


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