Top 10 things to NOT EVER say to a woman

[ragtopW]

Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?


A: You made her chain too long.

[carolinagirl]

Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?


A: You made her chain too long.

I've seen people take a long time to get a joke, but never a year!

Didja give up procrastinating on reading old threads?

Somebody tell nfullernyg he can come back to BN now...

[ragtopW]

Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?


A: You made her chain too long.

I've seen people take a long time to get a joke, but never a year!

Didja give up procrastinating on reading old threads?

Somebody tell nfullernyg he can come back to BN now...

I read it and realized that I have met his wife..

[carolinagirl]

Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?


A: You made her chain too long.

I've seen people take a long time to get a joke, but never a year!

Didja give up procrastinating on reading old threads?

Somebody tell nfullernyg he can come back to BN now...

I read it and realized that I have met his wife..

You mean Mrs. nfullernyg? Is she a good cook?

[ragtopW]

Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?


A: You made her chain too long.

I've seen people take a long time to get a joke, but never a year!

Didja give up procrastinating on reading old threads?

Somebody tell nfullernyg he can come back to BN now...

I read it and realized that I have met his wife..

You mean Mrs. nfullernyg? Is she a good cook?

no Mrs Rednekk

[RinglingRingling]

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?


A: You made her chain too long.

I've seen people take a long time to get a joke, but never a year!

Didja give up procrastinating on reading old threads?

Somebody tell nfullernyg he can come back to BN now...

I read it and realized that I have met his wife..

You mean Mrs. nfullernyg? Is she a good cook?

no Mrs Rednekk

she's a wizard with roadkill?

[aeroparrot]

No wonder I haven't had a date in a while.