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Posted By NAVYMOM74
ATTENTION ALL PARROTHEADS PLEASE LISTEN UP LAST YEAR IN PITTS. PA JIMMY DIDN'T GET A VERY GOOD WRITE UP IN THE PAPER THEY SAID JIMMY'S CONCERT WAS THE WORST AS FAR AS CLEAN UP GOES. HE USED TO DO 2 SHOWS THERE HE NOW ONLY DOES 1 PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ALOT OF EXTRA GARBAGE BAGS AND HAND THEM OUT AND ENCOURAGE OUR FELLOW PARROTHEAD FAMILY MEMBERS TO DO THE SAME AND PLEASE PICK UP THE GARBAGE WE CAN NEVER LET JIMMY DOWN OR HIS IMAGE. FOR ALL YOU CONCERT GOERS THAT GET TO GO TO HIS CONCERT BEFORE ME. YA'ALL HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!! AND LET JIMMY KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE HIM
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Posted By NAVYMOM74
ATTENTION ALL PARROTHEADS PLEASE LISTEN UP LAST YEAR IN PITTS. PA JIMMY DIDN'T GET A VERY GOOD WRITE UP IN THE PAPER THEY SAID JIMMY'S CONCERT WAS THE WORST AS FAR AS CLEAN UP GOES. HE USED TO DO 2 SHOWS THERE HE NOW ONLY DOES 1 PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ALOT OF EXTRA GARBAGE BAGS AND HAND THEM OUT AND ENCOURAGE OUR FELLOW PARROTHEAD FAMILY MEMBERS TO DO THE SAME AND PLEASE PICK UP THE GARBAGE WE CAN NEVER LET JIMMY DOWN OR HIS IMAGE. FOR ALL YOU CONCERT GOERS THAT GET TO GO TO HIS CONCERT BEFORE ME. YA'ALL HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!! AND LET JIMMY KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE HIM
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Posted By sknoll
I'm 27 and refuse to get married until I find the perfect parrothead. HELP!
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Posted By oneparrot
1 10 LB. shrimp (steamed).
2 margarita,s
3 ST.PAULIE GIRLs
4 nochos
5 salsa
6 clams on ice
7 lounge chairs
8 sun tan oil
9 cheeseburgers
10 corn on the cob
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Posted By fhutch2203
fins for on top of your car; lots of captain morgan Parrot Bay and pineapple juice; every buffett cd; parrothead party headquarters banner; corona beer, grass skirts, leis, fun people, designated driver; grapefruit,juicy fruit and bathing suit, blow-up island shuttle airplane;
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Posted By fhutch2203
fins for on top of your car; lots of captain morgan Parrot Bay and pineapple juice; every buffett cd; parrothead party headquarters banner; corona beer, grass skirts, leis, fun people, designated driver; grapefruit,juicy fruit and bathing suit, blow-up island shuttle airplane; coconut bra, camera, binoculars,tickets,
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Posted By navymom74
To the person who said they'd never get married unless it was to another parrothead. Hey you hold out for just that and u know it will be a marriage made in heaven. Just remember that kids are permanant reminders of temporary feelings when u want to go see Jimmy and have no one to watch over the little rugrats. People now days don't need to have kids since we can sit back and enjoy listening to stories of Cammeron, Savannah. Hey you may want to let others out there know if you are a Frank or a Lola if your lookin to go lookin at stars on the water. best of luck to ya!!
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Posted By navymom74
one of the best things to have by your side is your favorite parrothead sister and best friend in the world who just happens to be my sister who is the posting right before mine. Love and miss ya sis See ya in Pittsburgh soon!!!!!!phins up!!!!!!
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Posted By Lisa Davis
1. organ donor card with special disclaimer about pickled liver
2.something to vomit in (so others don't have to step in it)....you know you will over-indulge
3. Lysol or other disinfectant spray for the porta-john at tweeter center....can be sprayed directly on butt in case of accidental and unwanted seat contact ...eeeeeeeew
4. Excedrin, Excedrin, Excedrin
5. Bailbondsman's phone #
6. Bottle opener, BEER, BEER, BEER
7. really tacky car decorations
8. Lotsa money for da scalper mon (the REAL JOLLY MON)
9. Toilet paper (you can never be to neat when squatting behind your car)
10. Money to pay off the sick pup who photographs you squatting behind your car
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Posted By Iliff Hicks
10. tickets
9. Buffett tunes
8. grapefruit & juicy fruit (for peaking too early!!)
7. salt (including shaker if you can find it!)
6. margaritas and/or mix
5. BEER, BEER, BEER, and oh yeah, BEER
4. friends, family, loved ones, and a list of all passengers so you don't forget anyone
3. big inflatable shark thing
2. giant parrot head to mount to front of car
1. ** AN ALIBI **
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Posted By Charley DeBow
10. 1 case of Corona for each person drinkin
9.A sign countinh the hours to the concert
8. Video camera, with plent of batteries
7. MEGAMAPHONE
6.Beer
5 Tequilla with Black &Decker Portable Blender
4.Beer
3.No Girlfriends
2. A Funnell
1. Putting Green, putter, balls
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Posted By joey joey jo-jo shabado
10. MEGAMAPHONE
9. corona
8. limes
7. something to cut limes, because you always forget a knife
6. a bottle opener, because corona aren't twist-offs
5. putting green
4. putter
3. beer
2. rum
1. balls, because my balls are lethal weapons!
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Posted By ed gniewyk
1.tequilla 2.tequilla 3.aspirin 4.tickets 5.inflatable shark 6.grass skirt 7.salt and limes 8.corona 9.lawyers phone number 10.women
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Posted By Melinda & Cherie
10. Bail Money!!!!!!
9. A Designated Car Finder!!! (for when the margaritas kick in!!)
8. Your own Port-A-Poty!!!
7. Water Guns!!!
6. Leis (not to be cunfused with "lays") =o)
5. Tyelenol
4. Video Camera (The proof behind the Stories!!!!)
3. Funky Hat!!!
2. Beach Chairs to fall your drunken ass into!!
1. Don't forget the margaritas and beer and your friends to share the whole experience with!!!! PHINS UP!!!!!!
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Posted By Justin
1. Corona Extra
2. Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice
3. Coconut Bra
4. Grass Skirt
5. One Large Ass Sterio armed with all 32 Buffett CD's
6. Cheesburgers
7. Fake I.D.
8. Barf Bag
9. Tickets
10. Show Your Tits!!!!!
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Posted By NAVYMOM
HELLO FELLOW PARROTHEADS!!!

1. THE "OFFICIAL JIMMY BUFFETT PARROTHEAD PARTY HEADQUARTER BANNER TO ATTACH TO YOUR CAR/VAN
2. STRINGS OF LIGHTS WITH CHEESEBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES
SAFETY PINS TO ATTACH LIGHT TO YOUR
CANOPY/UMBRELLA
3. LITTLE UMBRELLAS FOR THEM BOAT DRINKS
4. PINAPPLE JUICE AND PARROT BAY
5. GENERATOR
6. BLENDER
7 A BLANKET TO SIT ON BE4 THE CONCERT STARTS
8. A WILD SHIRT TO THROW ON IN THE EVENING HOURS
9. YOUR FUN TICKETS (DO NOT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM!!!!!
10. A BIG ASS SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR BEST SET OF VOCAL CHORDS
I AM LEAVING NEBRASKA 1 WEEK EARLY JUST TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO SETBACKS, DELAYS, INTERUPTIONS TO HEAD TO PITTSBURG PA TO BE WITH MY FAVORITE SISTER FOR OUR FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR. JIMMY WE LOVE YOU AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE BURG!!!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!! THE FUN TICKETS WILL BE IN MY POCKET VERY SOON!! MY FLIGHT IS BOOKED ON THE HEMISPHERE DANCER
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Posted By Pistol Pete aaarghh
10. Scrapple: hell I'm gettin there early
enough so I need a good breakfast.
9. Charley Debow cause his balls are lethal
weapons.
8. 2 sets of keys
7. No draws...Free and easy, like an
unfurnished basement.
6. Megamaphone
5. That damned connector for the goddamned
propane grill!
4. Proper eyegear for umbrellas in coconuts.
3. Yuengling: You need something to mark the
ladies tees.
2. Crow's nest
1. Bob
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Posted By Flo
More things to take to a Buffett concert::

1. Binoculars
2. Pink lawn flamingos
3. blow up Island Shuttle
4. blow up Shark with Beer can in mouth
5. lots of extra buffett wear to pass out to the people who did not come dressed appropriately
6. flip flops
7. pop tops
8. lots of parrot bay
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Posted By Anonymous
Multiple outlet for in dash cigarette lighter
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Posted By beaches!
......fun, laughter, and memories!
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