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Posted By headparrothead
SON and CAPT:
YES, that is what WWJD means. I find myself in strange situations and wild occupations and I say to myself, "What would Jimmy do?"...

....he'd get himself drunk and jump right back in, or...he'd roll with the punches, play on all his hunches and make the best of whatever comes his way.
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Posted By capt.toni
hph,
It's SO GOOD to have you back!
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Posted By sonofabeach
ph and capt,
What would Jimmy do????
I often ask myself that too
Usually when I'm tore up from the floor up

I just get myself drunk and I jump right back in

GERONIMOOOOOOOOoooo


Anything less would be civilized
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Posted By capt.toni
son,
You don't need be civilized when you're charming!
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Posted By sonofabeach
capt.toni,
what can I say?
What else would you expect from a distinguished gentleman like myself?

Perhaps you would like to join me in The Sandbar for a spot of tea my lady?
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Posted By sonofabeach
Wait a minute!!!!!
This charming stuff aint my cup of tea

What do you think of you,me,and a few cold ones in The Sandbar???
How bout it TOOTS?????

How's that for uncivilized charm?

LOL!!!!!
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Posted By capt.toni
son,
I LOVE your charm, and I'd be delighted to join you for that BIG spot of (LongIslandIced) tea.
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Posted By Cathy WWJBD?
You know you are a diehard PH when: #1) You listen to JB while in labor to have your children. #2)You name your dog "Bubba." #3) You plan your annual summer trip 'home' around the Raleigh concert. #4) You swap Buffett stories with your sister to One-Up each other.
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Posted By Koreen
ways to tell ur a ParrotHead:
-your dogs' AKC registered names are Windfields Wino and I Know and Silvermoon's Havana Daydreamer
--You have to explain your license plate, PHYNZ UP
--You have to explain your surround frame "The Shark Could Swim on Land"
and finally
YOU BUY A HYUNDAI TIBURON CUZ TIBURON MEANS SHARK!
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Posted By james brant
you go through the trouble to have your only child born on the same day as the great one,Jimmy.December 25 1994.Then of course his name has to include James,Garrett James Brant.
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Posted By Parrot=Prof
Your refrigerator door is covered with past Buffett concert ticket stubs (held in place with an assortment of parrot magnets), current pictures of Jimmy, and, of course, a Jimmy Buffett for President bumper sticker. Martha Stewart would be proud!
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Posted By Anonymous
If you have a lei on your rearview mirror and a buffett cassette in the deck!
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Posted By Mr. Scott
A homemade bumper sticker on your pickup that says: W W J B D
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Posted By Anonymous
#1)When you have a "relevation on the elevation" at Stone Mountain (wouldn't that be a wonderful location for JB to play?)
#2)Your desk at work is decorated like a Carribean "Partay" in February.
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Posted By Scott Warnez
You realize that almost everyone else's entries also apply to you --- in addition;
10) a six hour drive (one way)for a concert seems
reasonable
9) you drive those six hours with a shark fin on your car
8) you get engaged at a Buffett concert
7) you honeymoon in Key West and it includes a Jimmy concert
6) whenever you say "Jimmy" none of your family or friends say "Jimmy Who?"
5) You love Napster becasue the 30 or 40 cd's you've already bought, might not be everything
4) Among your nieces's first words "mom", "dad", "GUMBO"
3) all your computer passwords are Buffett related
2) When you sing Margaritaville, you have to decide "Which version?"
1) you go to see a Buffett tribute band and start requesting songs that THEY DON"T KNOW
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Posted By Scott Warnez
You realize that almost everyone else's entries also apply to you --- in addition;
10) a six hour drive (one way)for a concert seems
reasonable
9) you drive those six hours with a shark fin on your car
8) you get engaged at a Buffett concert
7) you honeymoon in Key West and it includes a Jimmy concert
6) whenever you say "Jimmy" none of your family or friends say "Jimmy Who?"
5) You love Napster becasue the 30 or 40 cd's you've already bought, might not be everything
4) Among your nieces's first words "mom", "dad", "GUMBO"
3) all your computer passwords are Buffett related
2) When you sing Margaritaville, you have to decide "Which version?"
1) you go to see a Buffett tribute band and start requesting songs that THEY DON"T KNOW
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Posted By Mr. Scott
When you goof up the words to the songs as much as Jimmy himself does, you know you're home.
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Posted By Anonymous
A 6 hour flight with a 2 hour layover in Chicago, using a week of your 2 weeks of vacation, and spending weeks online trying to find cheap airline tickets for a West Palm Beach BUFFETT concert seem reasonable, even when it might lead to a divorce!
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Posted By Anonymous
When your email chat with your sister 2000 miles away includes the construction of a 3-foot "bondo" fin and a bike rack to keep it in place! (In preparation for the West Palm Beach experience)
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Posted By Anonymous
And your 2000 mile-away sister has a Buffett logo tattooed on her back, and a lizard tattooed on her belly?
And prior to her well-deserved divorce, she invited the Great One to her wedding and JB responded with a "thanks, but can't, I have a show" letter?
And your daughter stole your best "Buffett good stuff" home-made compilation cassette?
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