Top Ten Buffett Quotes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 7, 2000 3:22 pm

Posted By keysdreamer
10. "We're a pretty mixed up bunch of crazy human beings"
9. "I don't want to swim in no roped off sea"
8. "Give me oysters and beer, for dinner everyday of the year and I'll be fine"
7. "****ing-off the old kill joys"
6. "I'm going back to my parrothead friends"
5. "There's still some magic left in this tourist town"
4. "It's a little like religion and a lot like sex, you should never know when you're gonna get it next"
3. "I suppose the need to focus never arose"
2. "Are we destined to be ruled by a bunch of old white men?"
1. "Most are fine as oysters, while some become pearls"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 7, 2000 6:20 pm

Posted By Karin
"People get by and people get high, in the tropics they come and they go."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 7, 2000 6:45 pm

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
ONE OF MY FAVORITES:

"A BUNCH OF MONKEYS WITH PHDs"

(PARROTHEAD DEGREES?)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 7, 2000 10:37 pm

Posted By Luv2Sail
"Keep it simple and stupid"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 7, 2000 11:27 pm

Posted By kcwheeler
"Indecision may or may not be my problem."

Reminds me of my wife everytime!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 8, 2000 9:02 am

Posted By Jen
"No good deed goes unpunished
Nothing goes as planned "
Story of my life, but I'm smiling all the way

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 8, 2000 9:03 am

Posted By Pliggy
"If It doesn't work out, there'll never be any doubt that the pleasure is worth all the pain."

"Deja Deja Deja Vu, Believe it and it will come true..."

"Can you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott?"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 8, 2000 10:25 am

Posted By Anonymous
"They are trying to cram lost years into five or six days" From Cowboy in the Jungle.

"Nothing this exciting happened since the fertilizer truck blew a front tire and landed in the creek!" From Country Fair Sideshow.

"Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it" From Manana.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 8, 2000 11:59 am

Posted By Parrotress
"We are the people our parents warned us about!"

"If the phone doesn't ring, it's me."

Parrotress

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 8, 2000 4:19 pm

Posted By Freddie
My favorite things:

blue skies and ultra-violet rays........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 9, 2000 1:08 pm

Posted By dawnowens@mail.clayton.edu
Engraved on the marker (along with a sailboat) on my husband's (avid parrothead for over 20 years) grave

"It's Been a Lovely Cruise!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 9:17 am

Posted By Heidi
They send you off to college to try to gain a little knowledge. But all you want to do is learn how to score.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 11:58 am

Posted By Barefootnchillin
1. Take me back to days full of monkey shines bouncing on a bubble full of trouble in the summer sun. (always makes me smile) 2.Never look back this is my plan run my pony in the sand Somewhere.... 3.Put on your barefoot shoes 4.I mean I'm in no hurry to hustle and scurry. There's so much to see and life aint gonna pass me by. 5.Permanent reminder of a temporary feeling 6.All that fiber optic gear still cannot take away the fear like an island song 7.Fiction over fact always has my vote 8.If you leave it then somebody else is bound to find that treasure that moment of pleasure when yours it could have been 9.It's never too much and never too late to pack your bags and get out of state 10.We got a style, we got a look, we got that old panache ......I could go on forever.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 12:48 pm

Posted By Anonymous
this is my favorite! : I'm growing older but not up.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 1:26 pm

Posted By Caribbean Soul
lways one of MY favorites too, Anon.
From one Barnicle Brain to another....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 3:22 pm

Posted By Barefootnchillin
Two more..... Count all your blessings and remember your dreams.............................. Listening to that wild carribean music.......

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 9:38 pm

Posted By st.somewhere
He really does have a way with words, huh? There are so many awesome quotes, but this has got to be the best!!

Alone on a midnight passage I can count the falling stars...While the Southen Cross and the satellites they remind me of where we are...
Spinning around in circles, living it day to day
& still twenty four hours, maybe sixty good years
it's really not that long a stay!!

I cast 1 vote for "Cowboy in the Jungle" to be recognized as Jimmy's best song. If you never heard it, ya betta get on out & get it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 11, 2000 9:47 pm

Posted By Anonymous
FONT SIZE="+2">Jimmy Buffett for PRESIDENT!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 12, 2000 12:33 pm

Posted By Kelly Craven
"I'm sorry it's ending, but it's and and it's ture
honey it's been a lovely cruise..."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » August 12, 2000 12:34 pm

Posted By Kelly Craven
"I'm sorry it's ending, but it's and and it's true
honey it's been a lovely cruise..."