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 Post subject: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 8, 2009 3:07 pm 
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I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 8, 2009 3:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 8, 2009 3:26 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 8, 2009 3:29 pm 
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When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????" :o

and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..." :roll: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 8, 2009 5:11 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 8, 2009 6:33 pm 
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pair8head wrote:
I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

4. You can only remember 3 of the 10... :D


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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 12, 2009 10:05 am 
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pair8head wrote:
I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

4. You can only remember 3 of the 10... :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 12, 2009 10:06 am 
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pair8head wrote:
I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.




Why would knowing your bartender make you old?

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 12, 2009 10:53 am 
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pair8head wrote:
I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.




Why would knowing your bartender make you old?

Knowing more Doctors then Bartenders.

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 25, 2009 12:44 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: May 25, 2009 12:45 am 
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Conolulu wrote:
When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????" :o

and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..." :roll: :lol:



Connie that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: September 1, 2009 9:55 pm 
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You know you are getting old when you can't program the electronics in your home and have to pay the kid up the street to do it for you.


Also when you hear yourself saying things like "turn that down" or "because I said so." All the things your parents said you to that you SWORE you woud never say to your own kids..


How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color.... :)

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: September 1, 2009 9:58 pm 
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PetalMel wrote:
How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color.... :)


Preach it, sister! Amen and hallelujah! 8) 8) 8)

I just found some tennis shoes (do they still call them that) after 6 months of looking. They fit perfectly. They come in pink, white and blue. And, they're all sitting in my closet. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=battingeyes.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: September 1, 2009 10:01 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
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Conolulu wrote:
When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????" :o

and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..." :roll: :lol:


:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
PostPosted: November 23, 2009 6:44 pm 
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Are you kidding?

http://www.buffettnews.com/resources/songs/?song=76

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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
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 Post subject: Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
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