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I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

when you can't remember what you were doing......................um forgot

When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????"

and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."

When you start kicking yourself for things you did to your body when you were young which are coming back to get ya!! Damn knees!!

z-man wrote:

pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

4. You can only remember 3 of the 10...

Y-NO-9-O wrote:

pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

4. You can only remember 3 of the 10...

pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

Why would knowing your bartender make you old?

drunkpirate66 wrote:

pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3

1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.

Why would knowing your bartender make you old?

Knowing more Doctors then Bartenders.

yes i am a wrote:

z-man wrote:

Conolulu wrote:When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????"

and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."

Connie that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are getting old when you can't program the electronics in your home and have to pay the kid up the street to do it for you.


Also when you hear yourself saying things like "turn that down" or "because I said so." All the things your parents said you to that you SWORE you woud never say to your own kids..


How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color....

PetalMel wrote:How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color....

Preach it, sister! Amen and hallelujah!

I just found some tennis shoes (do they still call them that) after 6 months of looking. They fit perfectly. They come in pink, white and blue. And, they're all sitting in my closet.

When you get up or get down, it sounds like you're stepping on bubble wrap.

So me.

Conolulu wrote:When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????"

and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."

Are you kidding?

http://www.buffettnews.com/resources/songs/?song=76

x002548 wrote:Are you kidding?

http://www.buffettnews.com/resources/songs/?song=76

What's your point?

People in their 30's (and 40's!) hold doors open for you. And they don't even
know you! This happens to me alot.