Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

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Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby brandiels » February 22, 2010 7:32 pm

10. They criticize all of the tailgating pictures with comments like "You should have seen him LAST time..."

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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby JollyMon66 » March 4, 2010 2:03 pm

From our home office in Ringling, MT:

10. We’re heading to an out of town wedding that weekend.
9. The kids loaded a virus on our computer and I couldn’t get on Ticketmaster
8. The dog ate the calendar – didn’t know when the tickets went on sale.
7. I'm too cheap to buy tickets via Stub Hub
6. We let our daughter schedule a wedding that weekend
5. We have a funeral ….I just know someone is going to die that day
4. I’m not on Buffettnews.com but should have been.
3. My wife bought Manilow tickets instead
2. I’ve gotta work

And the number one reason....

1. I hate having a good time
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby East Texas Parrothead » March 4, 2010 2:04 pm

9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."
Gentilly ... 42 years is a long time to wait .... a Northeast Texas woman can hope.
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JollyMon66
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby JollyMon66 » March 4, 2010 2:12 pm

East Texas Parrothead wrote:9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."



"here's the bite I got to prove it!"
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby East Texas Parrothead » March 4, 2010 2:45 pm

JollyMon66 wrote:
East Texas Parrothead wrote:9. They look at your tickets and say, "I've had better seats than that to a dogfight."



"here's the bite I got to prove it!"


Perfect. Just perfect.
Gentilly ... 42 years is a long time to wait .... a Northeast Texas woman can hope.
My love is an anchor tied to you, tied with a silver chain.

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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby MrTwain » March 4, 2010 3:10 pm

They say, "I've never been much of a fan. He's only ever had one hit, anyway"
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Re: Top Ten Ways you Know Someone Couldn't Get Buffett Tickets

Postby sailorkid94 » March 5, 2010 5:49 pm

The only Buffett songs they know are on the "yellow" album
Still, it's all a mystery,
This place we call the world
Most are fine as oysters
While some become pearls


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